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Review: Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator

Review: Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator

Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator Review

If there was ever a sex toy I have tested the ins, outs and everything in between of, it’s the Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator. Since the first, speedy orgasm it gave me, this dusty pink bullet has taken the only spot on my nightstand. If I got to keep just one sex toy, out of the excessive amount I own, this would be it. Fortunately, I never have to make that choice and can continue to be the greedy sex toy hoarder that I am.

Packaging

The simple cardboard packaging is nice enough for a basic chuck-it-straight-out box. This isn’t a vibrator that I’d ever leave alone long enough to bother putting it back in its box anyway, so no complaints here! Inside the packaging is the lipstick-shaped orgasm-inducer and its usb charging cable.

Photo of Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator Packaging. A small rectangular box with window showing the vibrator.
Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator Packaging

Design

I think it is fair to compare the shape of this Blush Novelties vibe and the ever-popular We Vibe Tango. They both boast the same lipstick style, but this vibe is at least twice the size. With at least twice the power and quite possibly twice the rumble.

The exterior is made of ABS plastic, which is not only kind to your body, but transmits vibrations in a way silicone can only dream of. The 4 inch length makes it the perfect vibe to slot between moving, excitable bodies and ideal for popping in a handbag. I do neither, but still appreciate its lightweight petite design for low effort wankjobs. Which, basically all my masturbatory sessions are. Quick and reliable, it’s what I’m all about.

The Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator has a versatile slanted tip. The way in which I use it can decide whether the stimulation is very precise, or well, less precise. It doesn’t have the sizing to supply broad pleasure, but it’s certainly not far off.

Sex toys are improving at such a rapid pace that I almost expect them to be waterproof now. Fortunately, this Blush Novelties buzzer hasn’t let me down. Shower screws and bathtime bliss, here I come!

Photo of the Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator.
Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator

Charging

The usb charging cable magnetically clips to the base in order to fill your vibe with orgasm potential. The only issue I really have with Blush Novelties vibrators is with their chargers. This is far from the strongest of magnetic connections. As long as it remains knock-free for a few hours though, there is no reason it won’t juice up enough to juice you up.

Photo of the Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator with USB charging cable connected.
Charging the Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator

Functions

The Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator includes the standard – increasing steady vibes and patterns. There is a reason this is standard though, it covers what the majority of people actually want. Five increasing intensities give plenty of choice for a range of vulva types and their preferences. Five patterns are enough to find one you’re probably going to get jizz-happy over.

Unfortunately, these are all chosen by the click of two awkwardly designed buttons at the base of the toy. These buttons are impossible for me to navigate during use, even as an able-bodied person. The plus and minus buttons are identical and extremely small, warranting me to stop my buzzing game every time I want to mix things up. Including when I want to switch it off – which is a discretion seekers worst nightmare. Trust me, I have lived the nightmare.

Photo of the small oval Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator Buttons on the base of the toy.
Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator Buttons

Vibrations

Now we get to what really sets this little bullet apart from all the rest. Those deep, penetrating vibes. They are undeniably rumbly and roar with a power most vibrators could never compare to. This is what makes this vibrator my new favourite. It’s like the We Vibe Tango, times three. What makes me love it, could be what makes another person hate it though. Even the lowest setting surpasses most vibrators. In fact, I don’t even need to bother increasing from that first rumbling intensity. If you need a gentle build up, you’ll need another toy to start you off. Instead of 0 – 60, this little rumbler goes from 59 – 60.

As you can probably guess, a motor such as this is not for the discretion conscious. Those undeniable rumbles are also undeniably loud.

Play Time

I’ve had the Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator for a month, and it has already claimed at least 50 of my orgasms. The precise tip sits so perfectly between my labia, nuzzling against my clitoral hood and subsequently driving me all the good kinds of wild. My entire vulva dances to the rhythm of this powerful vibe, on just its lowest setting. As I click away, always the greedy wanker, I do find the vibrations reach a slightly higher pitch. Above the yummy pleasures is a layer of slightly irritating, in a ticklish kind of way. This may be one of the only sex toy creations in which I genuinely prefer its lower setting.

I honestly feel though, that any buzz above the first intensity is unnecessary. It is powerful in an almost shocking way, before even raising the heat. My orgasms never fail to come hard and fast. One after the other, until I’m so spent I need a nap, snack and cigarette all at the same time.

Close up of the Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator Slanted Tip, at a 45 degree angle.
Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator Slanted Tip

Conclusion

I feel as though my review thus far hasn’t demonstrated the wowness of this vibe. Perhaps, because there are no words that can translate just how orgasmically sensational it is. For the precise and power hungry, it hits the bullseye dead centre. I predict the Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator taking precedence over the We Vibe Tango in every sex toy enthusiasts recommendations. This is an affordable, highly effective vibrator. Just beware, it packs one hell of a punch.

If you would like to try the Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator it can be purchased here for $32

Want a dildo to go with your new mighty vibe? Check out my review of the Blush Novelties Real Nude Suko!

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Huge thanks to PeepShow Toys for sending me the Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator in exchange for an honest review!

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Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Lipstick Vibrator

$32.00
Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Lipstick Vibrator
8.9

Orgasm Rating

10.0 /10

Power

10.0 /10

Noise (1=loud)

4.5 /10

Quality

10.0 /10

Appearance

10.0 /10

Pros

  • Body Safe Materials
  • Powerful
  • Rumbling Vibrations
  • Waterproof

Cons

  • Difficult to Navigate Buttons
  • Loud

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