10 Reasons Why I Totally Love Clit Vibes

I am far from alone in the fact that I can’t get enough of clit vibes. They rock my world. Light up my life. Tickle my pickle. Basically, I am just completely in love with these motorised orgasm enhancers. If there is one sex toy worthy of a whole blog post in its honour, it is without a doubt, the clitoral vibrator.

So, what gets me so excited about these buzzing buddies of mine?

1 – They Are The Most Universal

Of all the sex toys in the world, if someone with a vulva asked me to recommend just one, it would be the clit vibe. Of course, it is impossible for me to know what would work for each individual person. But, of all the toys it is definitely the most likely one to leave a person a wibbly wobbly mess of post-orgasmic jelly.

And who wouldn’t want that?

2 – The Best For Penetrative Sex

Sex toy manufacturers can release all the ‘couple’s toys’ they want. But, nothing can compare to the penetration-complimenting clitoral vibrator. Whether I’m doing missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl or the lotus, a clit vibe snuggles between our bodies like we’re a drool-worthy, delicious vibrator sandwich.

In fact, without the added pleasures of a We Vibe, I would still be waiting for that magic moment in which I would actually orgasm during penetrative sex. Like around 80% of the vagina folk in this world, internal stimulation alone just doesn’t cue the cum for me. I could bounce on a cock for the rest of my days and not reach so much as a pitying flutter.

3 – Solo Orgasms Are Aplenty 

Sure, I could rub out an orgasm solo before the blissful days of buzzing toys. In fact, it’s how I spent the majority of my teenage years. But, to say it didn’t compare to the powers of a motorised moan-inducer would be a huge understatement. My most ferocious arm-aching efforts would be rewarded by nothing more than a pitiful pulsation or two. But now. Now, I can buzz myself to multiple orgasms. Each so addictively pleasurable, I genuinely don’t know how I manage to get anything done anymore.

4 – Masturbation Quickies

Sometimes, I just don’t have the time for a 4 hour wank, as insanely glorious as that does sound. Most of the time, I can’t even spare the clock tickage for a ten minute solo fumble. I just need to grab a toy and tame my pleasure seeking pussy in as speedy a process as possible. Cue the clit vibe. With the right kind of buzzer, I can be sexually satisfied within 5 minutes, and still have time to paint my nails.

5 – So, So Many Uses

I think we’ve established that I’m a fan of taking a clit vibe and sticking it in the proximity of my vulva. But, that’s far from all I like to do with them. It may be called a clitoral vibrator, but it could also bear the name nipple vibrator, perineum vibrator, vaginal vibrator or, ‘basically anywhere but up your ass’ vibrator.

6 – They Can Be Very Discreet

When sharing a home with friends or family a massive flesh-toned dildo is likely to be a push too far in the ‘Hey, look guys! I masturbate!’ direction. But with clit vibes cleverly and discreetly designed as objects such as lipsticks, only the most sex toy savvy could recognise their true orgasmic purpose. And honestly, if they do spot it’s a vibe, it’s highly likely to be because they have one too.

7 – They’re Travel-Friendly

Every time I travel anywhere, I go with a clit vibe in tow. With so much luggage space needed for essentials like books and shoes, I need a vibe as petite as possible. And vibes don’t get much teenier than a good bullet vibrator. Not only are they portably palm-size, the more superior of the clitoral buzzers also include a travel-lock. Because no one wants to be on a train with a vibrating suitcase.

8 – Non-Intimidating

I recently had a partner who honestly saw my sex toy collection and left a hole in the door as he pegged it in the opposite direction. Okay, so maybe not entirely honestly. But, it is safe to say that guy was completely and utterly freaked. Whilst I wouldn’t change my love of the more intimidating sex toys for anyone, clit vibes probably would have been a better way of easing him into the 5 foot dildos and anal hooks.

9 – I Can Get Off In Public

Possibly (definitely), the hottest design of clit vibe is the one you can wear in public. If there is even the tiniest streak of exhibitionist in you, I’m sure you can appreciate the knicker soaking appeal. Not only is it a whole lot of fun for the wearer, but it’s equally arousing for their partner too. Especially when it comes to the teasing opportunities of the remote control devices. On numerous occasions, I have publicly been buzzed away to the point of finding the nearest bush/ally and fucking my way to a very naughty, but very nice, release.

10 – Sometimes They Suck

Honestly, one of the best types of clit vibe are the ones that well and truly suck. Nothing gets my clit going like a good ol’ sucky clitoral vibrator pressed up against it. Of course, I’m talking about the new clitoral suction technology. The best thing that has happened to sex tech since someone worked out you could put a back massager on your bits.

When the joys of clitoral vibration were ingeniously combined with the sucky goodness that is air pulse technology, I, after years of trying, finally experienced my first squirting orgasm. Naturally, I am now completely obsessed.

 

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If you want to get your hands on my favourite type of sex toy, Kinky Fever has a huge collection full of various types of clitoris pleasing contraptions. With options for every price range and every power preference, no one’s vulva has to go without a kiss from a clit vibe.

Can’t decide which to choose?

Here are a few of my personal recommendations –

Lelo Sona Cruise – The one that finally gave me the ability to squirt!

We Vibe Touch 2 – The softer, but no less powerful alternative to the Tango.

Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration – It can vibe, it can suck and it can do both at the same time.

Fifty Shades Freed Remote Control Knicker Vibe – Genuinely discreet enough to use in public. Tried and tested by me.

Doxy Wand 3 – The one every sex toy blogger can’t stop raving about.

So, there it is. My 10 top reasons for getting excited about the sexual excitement of clit vibes. What is your favourite thing about the buzzing beauty of clit vibes?

Huge thanks to the wonderful Kinky Fever for sponsoring this post!