Womanizer Premium Smart Clitoral Stimulator Review
Oh, Womanizer. You clever clit-pleasers, you! I don’t know how they do it – Improve on something already so panty-wettingly good. In my opinion, though, they have now reached peak perfection. There is no improving on the Womanizer Premium Smart Clitoral Stimulator, it is perfect in both form and fuckage. They listened to the reviews and they answered, with the Holy Grail of all suckage technology creations.
A premium toy deserves premium packaging and Womanizer didn’t skimp on luxury with this box. The beautiful, sturdy box opens to display the Womanizer Premium and its neatly packaged components. Inside the box of beauty is the Womanizer, charging cable, storage pouch, extra attachment and instruction manual.
Where do I start with the intelligent intricacies of this suction tool’s design? The body is made of a silky body-safe silicone for your hands to grip against as the tension rises. It’s long and slender tapered shape is ergonomic, a comfortable upgrade from the W500. A length of 6.5 inches and circumference of 6.2 inches, make it similar in size to the average girthy dong.
Beautiful, but functional too, the waterproof Womanizer Premium Smart Clitoral Stimulator is made to be bath, shower and cleaning friendly. And with air-technology sex toys, a splash of water can make for a whole new experience of pleasure!
In regards to weight, it could be described as somewhat heavy. It’s no steel dong, but there is a certain amount of weighing down of the hand with prolonged use. Unless weight has proven to be an issue for you with sex toys, I doubt it has the potential to ouch.
Silence is golden
For anyone who does not live alone, no truer words could be spoken. Silence is, most definitely, golden. And with this Premium Womanizer, silence is achievable. Discretion is but one of its many amazing features. When not in contact with the body, it doesn’t function. Only when the nozzle is in contact with something does it suck into action. Remove the nozzle from the body and silence is, once more, yours. It’s fast in its response, bordering on immediate.
When it is getting off the clit though, it has somewhat of an audible roar. I still don’t, however, find it as loud as other suction toys I’ve played with.
The Womanizer Premium comes with two attachments to satisfy vulvas of differing shapes and sizes. After all, we certainly aren’t all built the same down there. Made of silicone, they are soft but firm, offering a comfortable but effective seal over the clitoris. Their circular design is a common preference in suction toys and most people, though not all, find it a more agreeable fit. Myself included.
The change in size between the two attachments is very subtle, with the texture being the most noticeable difference. Whilst the larger is firmer, the slightly smaller attachment seems softer and more flexible.
As with most orgasm enhancers these days, the Womanizer Premium is rechargeable. It comes with a black usb charging cable that magnetically clips to the base. All you need is a usb socket and 2 hours to power up your Womanizer.
This new model of Womanizer comes with something a little special… But, we’ll get to that in a minute. Aside from its secret sauce, it also does the standard suction-toy users know and love. A plus and minus button offer an increase and decrease to its 12 options of sucky-sucky goodness. The options available are incredibly broad, with the gentlest of caresses to a strength surely intended for masochists.
Learning to love air-tech toys, for me, meant learning to make the most of a good build up. If I went in strong, I tapped out before I could come. My advice if you’re new to the beauty of this type of sex toy – start low and slow, my friend. Low and slow.
One of the things that make the Womanizer Premium Smart Clitoral Stimulator stand out amongst the others is its auto-pilot technology. Except, instead of piloting a plane, this gem of goodness pilots a clit. Taking it on a random journey of pleasure at the clit-owners intensity discretion. The waving random patterns can be chosen to be gentle, medium or full on suck-ya-clit-off. Although, not actually, because that would be weird…
Describing the sensation of a clitoral suction sex toy has never been an easy challenge to face. It’s like oral, only precise – entirely focused on the clitoris. The pleasure is intense, from the second it comes into contact with your body. Every moment of masturbation is as enjoyable as orgasm, and it builds and builds until I’m not sure if I can stand it any longer. When climax finally comes, I lose control and awareness. And the clitoral pulsations seem to just go on and on. My experience of the Womanizer Premium Smart Clitoral Stimulator has been incredible, every time. The only thing that stops me using this toy consistently, is the pleasure can almost feel too much. It’s not a wank and go experience, you’ve gotta be all-in for pleasure as intense as this.
In regards to the nozzle, I have no discomfort. I spread my labia and it slots over my clitoral hood like another hood. The buttons are easy to navigate during use as they protrude slightly, making crucial moment increases and decreases simple. Overall, it was a pleasure, from start to glass-shattering-screaming finish.
Auto-Pilot Self Loving
I am one of the few people who really utilise the addition of patterns in clitoral vibrators. I love the teasing build up. So, I figured there was a high chance me and the auto-pilot function of this Womanizer would get along quite nicely. However, vibrators and air-technology sex toys are far from being the same. With toys like this, there tends to be a small window of one-two intensities that are ‘just right’. I find the rest not stimulating enough, or borderline painful. With each level of auto-pilot, I’m guaranteed at least two of these not-right-for-me intensities. Also, unlike vibrator patterns, these last quite a long time before skipping to a different intensity. I’d hazard a guess of around 1 minute.
Now, whilst all of that may seem like a recipe for disaster, I did, after a long effort, manage to eek out an exceptional orgasm. Exceptional until… It switched to a lower intensity mid-way through the orgasm and robbed me of the rest of my pussy pulses.
In my opinion, the Womanizer Premium Smart Clitoral Stimulator is no less than perfection. It does more than succeed in getting the job done, it is a toy designed to do so in the most luxurious way. It’s upgraded features aren’t gimmicky, they’re both valuable additions – even if the auto-pilot function was less than ideal for me, personally. I am in awe of the genius of this sex toy. If you are a fan of clitoral stimulation, then I recommend it. Both loudly and proudly.
If you would like to try this genius creation, you can purchase a Womanizer Premium Smart Clitoral Stimulator here for £169.99
Like precise clitoral stimulation? Check out my review of the Zumio here!
Huge thanks to Lovehoney for sending me the Womanizer Premium Smart Clitoral Stimulator in exchange for an honest review!
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