Blush Novelties Real Nude Suko Dildo Review
Things have been a little quiet on the Aurora blog lately. Thanks, Uni. So, what better way to get things back to normal than with a review of one of the best sex toys to have touched my sexy parts? When I say the Real Nude Suko Dildo makes me feel things I have never felt before, I’m actually not kidding. And that’s no mean feat with a vagina that’s gobbled up as many dildos as mine has. This Blush Novelties creation actually makes me question everything I thought I knew about my genital anatomy. It’s like there was this secret pleasure spot that only the Suko had the key to unlock. And boy did it unlock that zone good?!
I’m pretty content with any packaging that keeps my new sex toy safe in transit. So, as simple as the clear plastic sleeve is for this Real Nude orgasm unlocker, I’m just happy to have an intact dildo ready to pounce on. And I’m borderline ecstatic to have a storage pouch included for my perfectly pounceable pecker.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the companies that supply us with body safe sex toys? The ones that put the genital health of its customers above their own financial gain? This is a pretty damn valuable area of our bodies and retailers like Peepshow Toys, selling only body safe toys, respect us and the importance of our bits.
So, you’ve probably already guessed it, but yes, the Real Nude Suko is made of a body safe material. Silicone. A silky soft and smooth silicone… That will not stay clean for more than ten seconds. It’s a total lint magnet. But, at least it’s a body safe lint magnet that comes with a storage pouch. Silver lining and all.
How do you feel about large sex toys? I’m talking 7 inches of insertable goodness and a reasonably chunky 5inch circumference. The Blush Novelties Suko is not a beginner’s best friend, but anyone with some insertable experience and a bottle of lube may have found their new BFF.
In addition to its generous build, one side of the Suko dildo has bulging bumps that thrill with every thrust. These were the key that unlocked that secret orgasmic pleasure zone of mine. Well, those, and that bloody scrummy bulging head. My vagina was drooling at just the site of this dildo’s curves.
Let’s talk firmness. Because in my sex toy shagging experience, the firmness of a silicone dildo can make the difference between ‘Gimme more’ and ‘Please God, make it stop!’ For some reason, the Real Nude Suko is described as having ‘Sensa Feel technology’. What they very clearly mean, is dual density. A firm inner core and a deliciously squidgy exterior. For me, the firm to squidge ratio of this particular dildo is utter perfection. It’s externally malleable, whilst still having the ability to stand erect. It’s completely flexible, provides ample pressure and I can squish it with my pelvic floors. You see? Perfection.
Do you know what I wish? I wish that all dildos came with suction cups. I mean, what’s not to love about the option to fuck your dildo against a wall? There is literally no reasonable answer for that, except nothing. There is nothing not to love about it. Especially when that suction cup is so damn strong that I would argue that I could stick my sofa to the wall with it. That is how strong this Real Nude dildo’s suctionable base is.
Prior to screwing the Suko, I was convinced bumpy dildos were not for me. Up until this left me a shivering mess of sweaty pleasure, I had found bumpy dongs kinda painful. It seems though, that having the bumps only protrude from one side is my anatomical answer. It’s only the front wall of the vagina that really matters anyway, right?
With a dollop of lube, a juicy fantasy and a roaring clit vibe I was good to get the Suko show on the road. The squishy sloping head made insertion comfortable, easy and eye-wateringly good. Each bump gave me the pleasure of that first stretch of insertion again and again, and again. But what really got me yelping in orgasmic ecstasy was the angled pressure on my g spot as I slowly drew the Suko back out again. Each bulging bump brushed against it in a firm, intentional way my g spot has never experienced before. If the pleasure wasn’t screaming at me from the same area, I’d swear what I’d previously been claiming was my g spot was, in fact, not. The contrast in intensity is that extreme.
Of course, I haven’t only used the Real Nude Suko once. Since that first indescribably good bundle of orgasms, it’s been the only dildo I’ve reached for. When you find something so spot on fantastic, why would you fuck anything else?
This is the first sex toy I’ve reviewed in a long time that genuinely seems to have no flaws. It’s high quality, affordable and intensely effective. Sex toys like this get me excited about the direction the industry is going in. If they’re creating something this pleasurable now, imagine what I could be screwing in 5 years time? I’m not even sure my body could handle any more.
If you would like to pounce on the Blush Novelties Real Nude Suko Dildo, you can purchase one here for $43
Why not check out my review of the Real Nude Rollo too?
Huge thanks to Peepshow Toys for sending me the Blush Novelties Real Nude Suko Dildo in exchange for an honest review!
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