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Review: Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator – Buzz Buzz Splat

Review: Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator – Buzz Buzz Splat

 Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator Review

I’m not sure how many vibrators constitute ‘enough’, but I feel like I’m in a constant state of just being shy of that number. The Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator was a welcome addition to my collection. Afterall, I didn’t yet own a vibrator with a handle of that shape, so it was practically needed, right? Paloqueth was a brand entirely new to me, so experience told me not to get my hopes too high. There are good vibrators out there, but there is also plenty that are an insult to vaginas.

Packaging

I liked the natural look of the Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator box. Cardboard coloured, cardboard material. Yet, somehow, Paloqueth has made it work. It doesn’t appear cheap or tacky, it is a sturdy rectangular box that genuinely looks good. Of course, I was even happier when I discovered it contained not only my stylish new vibrator but a handy storage pouch too. Paloqueth knows how to put a smile on this sex blogger’s face.

Photo of the Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator Packaging. A rectangular, thick cardboard box with 'Paloqueth' written on the top.
Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator Packaging

Design

There is nothing quite like the feel of a smooth soft silicone. I could run it up against my legs, enjoying the silky texture. Except, I just shove it straight into my vagina instead… Patience never was my strong point.

At almost 8 inches in length, it has a slender shaft able to reach the absolute depths of the vagina. The tip is gently curved to make the vibe naturally angle towards the g spot. Due to the design of the handle, it is easy to keep it facing the front vaginal wall during play. If your vagina slides it around, the handle will be facing a different way, showing you when to slip it back into the ultimate g spot stimulating position. This may seem like a small thing, but makes a huge difference for people newly discovering their intimate bodies. People who may not know exactly what it feels like yet for their g spot to be pleasured.

There is no texture to this vibrator, it is smooth from top to handle. The curved tip is textureless and rounded, making internal stimulation both gentle and comfortable. Gentle, but effective. As the entire body of the Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator is rigid, it offers firm and precise stimulation internally. The g spot definitely knows it’s there and it means business. The business of pleasure, of course.

Close up photo of the Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator's Curved Tip
Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator Curved Tip

Charging

The first time I came across a charging port like this I was nervous to ram the usb cable through the silicone covered hole. I’ve since filled many a charging hole with metal and have had the reward of shower-safe wanks, thanks to the waterproof design. The Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator will rev for about 2 hours before it runs out of juice. It can then be plugged in and within an hour and a half, you’re good to buzz all over again.

Photo of the Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator with usb charging cable inserted.
Charging the Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator

Functions

With nine different vibration modes, there is more than enough variety to keep your bits interested. Going for simple, only one button controls the functions. But it is reasonably easy to navigate during use. The Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator has three steady vibe intensities which cover enough range to please plenty. It also has six patterned vibrations that I enjoy for both clitoral teasing and to simulate internal movement.

Photo of the Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator, showing its circular engraved button.
Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator Button

Vibes

This isn’t the rumbliest sex toy I own, but it’s far from buzzy. A rumbling vibe has a lower frequency that hits deeper into the body. It also means you don’t have to deal with a numb clit, which, I’ve been there – it sucks. This Paloqueth Vibe really has the strength to satisfy my power hungry genitals, without being so intense it’s borderline uncomfortable. Unfortunately, with power comes great responsibility noise. It’s going to take a decent amount of background sound to drown out this vibes vroom.

Photo of the Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator, shown at a different angle.
Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator

Play Time

Clitoral

One of the things I love about vibrators like this is that they work perfectly both internally and externally. Since I’m more of a clit stim girl, I went for an exterior fumble first. The tip of the Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator is small and rounded, so the stimulation was precise. Only slightly broader than the average bullet vibe. Fortunately for me, as that just so happens to be my favourite kind. Whilst I don’t feel this vibe reaches the powerful depth of higher-end brands, it is good enough that I can consider an orgasm a sure thing. And those world-rocking orgasms certainly aren’t below a knicker-dripping standard.

Vaginal

With a dollop of lube and my favourite fantasy conjured up the Paloqueth G Spot Vibe, with its slender neck, slipped into me like a finger in an apple pie (or something like that). The curved shaft arched towards my g spot immediately and the rigid tip stroked and stimulated with every buzz of the patterned vibration. The vibrations felt prominently strong, but not uncomfortably so, which I’ve experienced with more powerful vibrators. With the addition of clitoral stimulation, a necessary for me with internal play, orgasm after orgasm shook me. It is clear this is what this Paloqueth Vibrator was made for. It excels internally, crafted perfectly for g spot pleasure.

Photo of the Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator, on top of its purple satin Storage Pouch
Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator & Storage Pouch

Conclusion

The Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator was an orgasmic success for me. However, the style of this vibe won’t be suitable for everyone. If you like internal texture or girth, it’s lacking. If you like broad external vibes, it fails. Or if you want discretion, it’s problematic. However, if you like smooth, powerful and precise in your vibrators, this Paloqueth buzzer ticks all the boxes. Except, whilst it fits neatly in the budget-friendly box, it performs at another level. This might tell your bank it’s low-end, but it tells your genitals something else entirely.

If you would like to try the Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator it can be purchased here for $21.69*

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Not sure it’s for you? Check out my review of the Paloqueth Hands-Free G Spot Vibrator!

*Price at time of posting. Usual price $25.69

Huge thanks to Paloqueth for sending me the Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator in exchange for an honest review!

Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator

$21.69
Paloqueth G Spot Vibrator
8.3

Orgasm Rating

10.0 /10

Power

8.5 /10

Noise (1=loud)

3.0 /10

Quality

10.0 /10

Appearance

10.0 /10

Pros

  • Body Safe Materials
  • Powerful
  • Beautiful Design
  • Vibration Variety
  • Waterproof

Cons

  • Loud

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1 Comment

  1. Overall great product for the price. Comes with a pretty wide variety of settings as well. I got this for some teasing fun with my partner. It fits nicely and is not overly uncomfortable. When inserted, it is also quiet and cannot be heard from even close by unless you are in a very quiet environment.

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