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Review: Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator

Review: Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator

Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator Review

It is not often in the world of sex toys, that I get to see something I have genuinely never seen before. It is even less often that I get to play with such a rare specimen. The Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator is a sex toy that, up until now, had only existed in my wildest fantasies. Of course, I’d gone to sleep dreaming of 4-motor vibrators, but I never believed they would be more than a figment of my own perverted imagination.

Packaging

Finally, after a luxury-packaging drought, I’ve got a box worth talking about. The Doc Johnson Kink Pulse arrives in a sturdy and sleek cardboard box. The vibe’s displayed inside a black plastic insert, complete with a USB charging cable tucked away neatly behind a cardboard covering. This is a box worthy of gifting or keeping, the only thing I wish it included is a storage pouch. I always want a storage pouch.

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Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator Packaging

Design

Everything that makes the Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator so unique is in its design. It’s in those labia ticklers and quadruple motors. Though, no matter how unique and genius a design, if it’s not body safe, it’s not touching my lady-junk. Fortunately, this vibe is made of a soft, smooth and gentle-on-the-bits, silicone. As well as 4 rip-roaring motors, but we’ll get to that in a minute…

The outer stimulators of this vibe somewhat resemble the tip of a trident and are suitably devilish in the bedroom. They do, however, increase the risk that comes with dual-stimulation sex toys. It is rare to find one that matches your anatomy perfectly and these widespread vulva-ticklers further the unlikelihood. Fortunately, the slightly-chunky outer stimulators have plenty of flexibility to suit more vulva types and lessen the risk of an anatomical mismatch. But, the most important centre prong, the clitoral vibrator, has a much more rigid structure. Given its short length, it seems most suitable for people with clitoris’s closer to the vagina.

Speaking of the vagina, what about the fun that goes on in there? This is the sort of shaft I’d expect from a great g spot vibrator. It’s not too long, it curves beautifully and it has a bulging head for optimum vibration coverage. The actual specs for this perfectly formed g spot pleaser are 3.5 inches of internal length and 4.5 inches of delicious girth.

On top of all this wonderful orgasm potential, the Kink Pulse Vibrator is waterproof too. Sexy showers, here I come!

Full image of the Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator
Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator

Charging

As with almost all great sex toys this side of the millennium, this vibrator is USB rechargeable. The charger plugs into the base avoiding the common issues of magnetic chargers and refuels, ready to make your bits drool, within 3 hours.

Image of the Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator with USB charging cable plugged into base.
Charging the Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator

Functions

With so many motors, it will come as no surprise that the controls for the Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator aren’t exactly simplistic. Though, they are somewhat easier than I had expected. Three buttons help you control your way to a body-trembling orgasm, with one to control the regular patterns, one for the more unique patterns and an on/off button too.

Hold up, Aurora. What the hell do regular and unique patterns mean?

Honestly, this is where it gets a little disappointing. The Kink Pulse Vibrator is not as customisable as one would expect of a 4 motor sex toy. The ‘regular’ patterns are ones in which all the external prongs do the same thing. They might chacha, they might wave, they might increase in power, but every prong’s motor is doing the same thing as the others.

The unique patterns, however, take advantage of those three separate external motors. These patterns gave me a vibration experience I’d never had before. You could stimulate the clitoris, but not the labia. You could stimulate the labia, but not the clitoris. Or you could even do a little vibration dance, where all 4 motors take it in turns to wow you.

But, this vibrator is just not customisable. There is no way to control the shaft and external stimulators separately. You take the patterns they give you and you just have to rock and roll with it. Crossing your fingers and your legs, that your bits will be pleasantly soaked by the end of it.

Image of the three Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator Buttons
Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator Buttons

Vibrations

In a faraway land called ‘my unrealistic imagination’, there lives a vibrator with powerful, deep and silent rumbles. Unfortunately, I don’t live there. So I settle for as close as I can get. The Doc Johnson Kink Pulse is powerful, has some rumble, but is, of course, not silent. It’s nothing a bit of Ed Sheeran couldn’t drown out, and the offkey yelps of pleasure just give the impression my singing’s improved…

Close up image of the Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator External Prongs.
Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator External Prongs

Play Time

If I’m honest, it is rare I get quite this excited about screwing and reviewing a new sex toy. But the Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator had something that was completely new to me. It had four motors.

I’d love to say there was some charm and seduction to my masturbatory method, but the truth is, I laid back, lubed it up and shoved it in. I would also love to say it fit my bits like a vibrating glove, but I can’t say that either. The labia stimulating prongs were a little chunkier than my vulva would have liked, leaving me feeling a little stretched. I do, however, believe this is the point of these prongs. I just don’t know that my body is down for that point when it makes my cunt feel like its yawning. It wasn’t uncomfortable, but it wasn’t exactly good either.

Internally, the expertly crafted shaft was right where I wanted it. Pressed gently against that precious g spot zone. As with all dual stimulation vibrators though, there is a chance you’ll have to sacrifice the right spot internally for the right spot externally or vice versa. This is especially true with a vibrator like this, in which the clitoral stimulator is short, rigid and ‘earless’.

Now, let’s talk about the part in which I actually switched it on…

The good bit. The bit where I said ‘Holy mother of crap’. A design like this, does make a difference, especially when the unique patterns are in their full, very weird, use. As the vibration scrolls in patterns from one prong to the next, it gives the illusion of movement. It feels like I am being played with, rather than I’m playing with a toy. The feeling is unique and pleasurable and I could lay back and enjoy it with a goofy grin on my face all day. The problem is, I could lay back and enjoy it with a goofy grin on my face all day. As gloriously good as these patterns are, they’re more of the edging variety. They build me up until I’m begging for someone to sit on my face, but they don’t tip me over that edge.

Thankfully, the regular patterns save me from begging my bedroom ceiling to do any more dirty things to me.

Image of the Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator Upside Down. Balancing on the three external prongs.
Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator Upside Down

Conclusion

As with all dual stimulators, there is no one-size-fits-all. But, the Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator takes it to another level of risk with its labia spreading prongs. The sensations are entirely unique though, so it depends on whether your level of curiosity outweighs your fear of anatomical mismatch. This is not only a vibrator that offers something completely new to the vaginal masturbation game, but it also does so in a quality fashion. For me, this is the ideal toy to use with a partner. It is perfectly teasing, fun to control and there is nothing quite as hot as a spread vibrating labia.

The Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator can be found here for $99.99*

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*Price at time of posting. Usual price $119.99

Huge thanks to Betty’s Toy Box for sending me the Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator in exchange for an honest review!

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Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator

$99.99
Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator
8.5

Orgasm Rating

9.0 /10

Power

9.0 /10

Noise (1=loud)

6.5 /10

Quality

10.0 /10

Design

8.0 /10

Pros

  • Original Design
  • High Quality
  • Powerful
  • Rumbling Vibrations
  • Body Safe Materials

Cons

  • Not Completely Customizable

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