Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H-Harness Review
I am no lingerie reviewer. I have experience writing lingerie reviews but, my body shape is not all that common. So I don’t feel enough people could benefit from them to make it worthwhile. However, if someone said to me, ‘Hey Aurora, what’s your fetish?’ I would reply with ‘strappy lingerie’. Harnesses, of course, included. So how could I possibly pass up the opportunity to review the beautiful Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H-Harness for the wonderful BettysToyBox? Besides, with a harness like that, body shape doesn’t really come into it. Or so I thought.
The packaging for the Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H-Harness is beautiful. For anyone considering this as a gift, it really couldn’t be more perfect. In a sleek and stylish box, the Harness is wrapped in black tissue paper, held together by a gold sticker. The experience of unwrapping it was pleasurable in itself.
The Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H-Harness is made of a vegan leather, polyurethane. It is beautiful in its realism and even has a leatherish scent which I adore. Whilst mine is in black it is also available in a beautiful brown, which is in keeping with the realistic leather appearance. The gold accents complement the matte black and are all secured well to the faux leather. There is no give or stretch to the material. There is also not one loose thread on the entire harness. It really is a quality piece of lingerie, created to endure the rough play that can accompany us kinksters.
Off the collar are three straps running down the chest until they frame the breasts. A strap then runs under the breasts, with a gorgeous gold loop, drawing in the eye. The three straps then continue slightly further, cut off by another strap that goes around the back, to secure the harness in place. This back strap has 9 holes, all about 1cm apart. The two most suitable holes for you then secure over rounded gold studs, screwed into the vegan leather.
Let’s just start with the most important thing first. I am a UK size 16 and a US size 12. So when the Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H-Harness was described on a US site as being suitable for up to a size 12, I, of course, assumed that meant a US 12. It doesn’t. Because Bijoux Indiscrets is a UK company it actually means a UK 12. Confusing right? Basically what I am saying is this harness fits up to a UK size 12 or a US size 8. And as such, does not fit me. Or at least, it shouldn’t.
Thankfully the collar can fit up to a 41 cm neck, with 6 holes along the vegan leather strap. The back strap is also 98 cm and just long enough for me. So a quick play about with a screwdriver and I had a hole created that would make the harness fit. A leather hole punch would, of course, be better. The body positivity advocate in me really begrudges the fact that the strap is long enough for larger people, they just didn’t add the holes needed. In fact, if I’m honest, it really pisses me off.
My boobs are a C cup and fit perfectly between the straps. It would certainly suit those with both smaller and larger cup sizes. In regards to length, it just reaches the bottom of my rib cage.
Wearing The Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H-Harness
The design is incredibly beautiful on and it holds it’s symmetry whilst I am wearing it. The combination of the middle strap running over my cleavage and the gold loop draw in the eye. Emphasizing my breasts. It feels comfortable to wear and really looks stunning, whether on its own or with clothing. I will certainly continue to get use out of it in both forms. It has a certain way of being equally beautiful and kinky which makes it extremely versatile.
Of course, a harness as hot as this is likely to get a little dirty in the bedroom. It’s really simple to wash with a damp cloth though, so no worries there.
Despite my niggles about the sizing, there is no denying the Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H-Harness is stunning. It is a quality piece of lingerie, that I have no doubt would look good on many body shapes. I adore its versatility, which also makes the $65 expense a little easier to justify. Just wearing it makes me feel sexy and aroused, and that is all I really want from lingerie. My partner’s reaction was pretty nice as well though. And wearing something so secretly naughty in public? Totally my kink.
If you would like to try the Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H-Harness you can purchase one here for $65
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Huge thanks to BettysToyBox for sending me the Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H-Harness in exchange for an honest review!
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