The Rabbit Company Classic Rabbit XL Review
It’s rare, almost non-existent, for me to bring a sex toys price into a review. I just think the value of a sex toy is always subjective. However, when a sex toy arrives for review and its retail price makes it officially the most expensive toy I own, I feel price has to be considered. Surely, if The Rabbit Company Classic Rabbit XL is the most expensive sex toy, it should be the best? But it’s not. Or at least be the best vibrator of the bunch? But, that’s a no again. Well, it’s at least got to be the very best rabbit in my collection, right? Alas, unfortunately, that would be yet another no…
A pricey toy warrants luxury packaging, and that is something The Rabbit Company clearly excel at. The large, high-quality purple box is simple but sleek. Inside the box is the Classic Rabbit XL, charging cable and instruction booklet. I was at least expecting a storage pouch for a $210 vibe…
This is by no means a ‘beginners sex toy.’ The girthy shaft has a filling circumference of 5.5 inches and a g spot ticking insertable length of 5 inches. The dual stimulation vibe is made of a silky soft, non-draggy and body safe silicone. It is also exceptionally squidgy, making internal play comfortable as well as pleasurable.
The rabbit has a delicious curve to the tip of the shaft, for optimum g spot stimulation. As well as having plenty of flexibility to fit the natural contours of the vagina.
The rabbit’s ears are long and flexible. Here, the squidgy soft silicone of this vibe adds even more comfort. The rabbit’s body has a lot of flexibility, meaning if you want to thrust internally it is easier to keep the ears in contact with your clitoris. The head of the rabbit features small silicone nodules, almost like a brush. These can brush against the vulva and are a lot more comfortable than a smooth rabbit head. They even add an extra helping of pleasure to the package.
Cleaning this rabbit is stress-free as it is splashproof. Unfortunately, there will be no dunking it in the bath or getting off in the shower though.
In regards to shape, The Rabbit Company Classic Rabbit XL is ideal for anyone who loves girth and gentle g spot pressure. So, basically me.
Charging the rabbit it pretty standard. It comes with a usb charger, which can plug into the base. A full charge takes around 2.5 hours for 1 hours play.
The Classic Rabbit XL has two motors. This means the shaft and clitoral tickling rabbit can be used either together or separately. There are 5 buttons to control the vibes. Including an on/off button, meaning the vibrations can be switched off immediately. Perfect for anyone who needs something discreet.
There are also increase and decrease buttons to customise the 5 vibration powers. The problem is, you can’t customise the internal and external vibes separately. If the shaft is on full whack, the clitoral vibrations have to be too. Or they can be off. Those are your only options. Similarly, if you want your clitoris being stimulated with all the power the vibe can give, you have to have that level of power inside too. Or you can switch the shaft off. There is no middle ground here.
What you can do, which leads to some very interesting sensations, is use patterns internally and externally at the same time. The centre button controls the rabbit’s 6 patterns, whilst the wave button controls the 6 functions of the shaft.
Vibrators always land somewhere along the buzzy and rumbly spectrum. The Rabbit Company Classic Rabbit Xl seems to come in a little closer to the rumble we all love so much. It isn’t numbing at all and the internal vibrations especially, are deeply penetrating.
If you are looking for power, this vibe certainly has it. Although, the internal motor does seem to pack a bigger punch of power than the external motor. If I could, I’d switch them over.
Considering the power this rabbit does have, the vibrations are not too noisy. In fact, on the lowest setting, they are practically silent. Of course, as the power increases so does the motor’s roar. I drown out the sound with my constant yelps of pleasure, but if you’re after discretion some music might work a bit better.
The Classic Rabbit XL does something a disgraceful amount of sex toys don’t. It guarantees me an orgasm. In fact, it guarantees me multiple orgasms. I know if I pick this up, turn it on and thrust it into my vagina, within 5 minutes I’ll be laying in a post-orgasmic glow. The combination of powerful vibes, g spot stimulation and delicious girth is a vagina clenching promise. At least, it is for me.
Whilst I would prefer more power externally, as opposed to internally, there is enough clit magic to bring me to orgasm. No matter how good the internal stimulation is, without that external power I’d be gasping for release for all of eternity. But, that’s just how my personal anatomy works. The clit power is definitely enough, but nothing substantial. However, internally, the shaft roars with deeply penetrating competence. It’s the sort of rip-roaring buzz I can feel from my ass to my vulva.
Dual stimulators always have anatomy dependant shapes. However, the added flexibility of The Rabbit Company Classic Rabbit XL makes it suitable for a larger range of body types. I was fortunate enough to be able to stimulate my g spot and clitoris with it simultaneously. The squidge to the silicone shaft makes the pressure against my g spot gentle but effective. This is my preferred texture for vaginal insertion but may not cut it for fans of harder textures like glass or steel.
The frustrating thing about The Rabbit Company Classic Rabbit XL is that it is a pretty great sex toy. It is powerful, high quality and deliciously flexible. If it wasn’t for the extortionate price, I’d be more than happy recommending it. At least to anyone who can appreciate some girth inside their vagina. Given the expense though, I would expect it to be waterproof. It should definitely have better customisation to its vibrations. And at $210, it should probably be dipped in gold.
You can purchase The Rabbit Company Classic Rabbit XL here for $210
Huge thanks to The Rabbit Company for sending me The Rabbit Company Classic Rabbit XL in exchange for an honest review!