Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Review
Some sex toys intrigue and excite me, whilst also leaving me with equal measures of doubt. Sex toys like the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit, for instance. Combining the intense pleasures of clitoral suction with the classic delights of internal vibrations. Surely such a sex toy is too good to be true, right? Even the most ordinary of dual stimulation toys fail to hit the right spots in unison. Something as orgasmically complex as the Satisfyer Rabbit couldn’t possibly fulfil its pleasurable promise… Could it?
Simple packaging is common amongst Satisfyer toys. Fortunately, that also means affordable prices are too. Inside the thin cardboard box, the Satisfyer is nestled in a clear plastic insert. You also receive a usb charging cable and an instruction manual.
The Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit is made of completely body safe, luxuriously soft silicone. It has 5 glorious inches of insertable length, a modest 4.5 inch circumference and a curved and bulbous tip for g spot stimulation. The shaft of the rabbit is hard but soft, with some flexibility so it can naturally fit the contours of your body. There is a gentle ridge on the tip, which combined with the hardness of the toy, seems like a questionable design choice to me.
The clitoral suction arm of the Satisfyer Rabbit has absolutely no flexibility at all. Given the reputation of dual stimulators being so anatomy dependent, this did initially arise some concerns. I feared it would minimise, even further, the anatomies for which the toy could work for. However, I imagine it is a necessary evil in order for a suction rabbit to exist. The silicone rim of the suction hole is quite hard, but this hasn’t caused me any discomfort in use. The circular rim attachment is also simple to remove and replace, making clean up extra easy.
Fortunately, the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit is waterproof. Thoroughly cleaning it is a worry-free task. It also means orgasmic fun can be had in the bath or shower. Which, given the roar of the suction arm, isn’t a bad idea if you aren’t alone in the house. The vibration function of the shaft is actually very quiet in comparison to most vibrators, so the toy can still be used discreetly with only the vibes in use.
This rechargeable Rabbit can be brought back to life with a 3-hour usb charge. Providing around 2 hours of pleasurable play time. The magnetic charger is easy to use and well made. Unlike other sex toys, which shall not be named, when I put this is on to charge it stays on charge.
Only three buttons control this Satisfyer. Simple controls are my favourite! No, I don’t want to deal with 8 separate buttons when I am trying to get off, thank you. Two of the buttons control the clitoral suction and the rose gold button controls the vibrations. I find them incredibly easy to navigate during use, which is necessary for me with this toy. I love to gradually increase the suction and play about with the vibration patterns.
With the increase and decrease buttons, you can suckle your way through 11 intensities. Although I tend to max out at the 7th level. Clicking the vibe button you can scroll through the pleasures of 3 speeds, followed by 7 different patterns. The patterns range from short pulses to long drawn out sequences. I was also very satisfied to find the inclusion of a pattern that so closely resembles a rumbling motor. Which, given this vibes buzz, was quite the excitable discovery.
A dollop of water-based lube, hot porn on standby and I was good to go. I inserted the Satisfyer Rabbit, chose the most comfortable suction intensity and clicked on the vibes. The rollercoaster of pleasure lasted all of about 1 minute before it was game over. Orgasm achievement unlocked.
I was pleasantly surprised at how well this rabbit suited my anatomy. It curved just right to stimulate my clit whilst simultaneously grazing my g spot internally. In fact, pleasantly surprised is an understatement. I was downright shocked! Jaw to the floor amazed.
If it were to mismatch anyone’s anatomy, I imagine it would be someone with their clitoris quite far away from their vaginal opening. If you’ve experienced rabbit stimulators not reaching your clit in the past, this may not be the right one for you.
Something else surprised me when using the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit. The aforementioned ‘questionable ridge’ on the tip of the shaft caused no discomfort internally at all. Had it been a thrusting toy, the results may have been somewhat different. But for a rabbit kept stationary, I have had to eat my words. It just felt damn good.
For what the internal vibrations lack in rumble, they almost make up for in power. However, if deep penetrating vibes is what you’re after, you are likely to be let down by the buzz of this rabbit. They do have the power to travel up the clitoral arm though, adding a little vibration to the clitoral suction pleasures.
As with all dual stimulation sex toys, there is no guarantee the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit is going to fit your anatomy. It could be slightly mismatched, or a total disaster. Or, as with me, the fit and experience could be orgasmically magical. Once it’s inserted and the preferred functions are set, it can also be a handsfree sex toy. All you have to do is clamp your legs shut and let the rabbit do all the work. Whilst it may not be perfect (I’ll always prefer a rumbling vibe), it is an impressive first attempt at such an innovative sex toy. It is my favourite, so far, of the Satisfyer sex toys!
If you would like to try the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit you can purchase one here for £79.99
Huge thanks to Satisfyer for sending me the Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit in exchange for an honest review!
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