Feature photo for Screaming O Scoop Vibrator Review. Scoop next to pile of Love Heart sweets.

Review: Screaming O Scoop Vibrator

Review: Screaming O Scoop Vibrator

Screaming O Scoop Vibrator Review

With a brand name like Screaming O, I doubt I’m the only one who was expecting some rather toe-curling orgasms. The kind that makes me forget my own name and fall shamefully in love with an inanimate object. The only thing I wasn’t expecting from the Screaming O Scoop Vibrator was a post-coital snuggle. On paper, it ticks all my wank-worthy boxes. Silicone. Rechargeable. Vibration settings. Variable in shape. Yes, yes, yes and yes. But, would it leave me screaming ‘Yes!’ with my o?

Photo of the Screaming O Scoop Vibrator on its side.
Screaming O Scoop Vibrator

Packaging

This isn’t quite a luxury toy and the packaging reflects this. It’s nothing but a standard cardboard box with a plastic insert. The Screaming O Scoop Vibrator arrives securely though, along with its usb charging cable.

Photo of Screaming O Scoop Vibrator Packaging. A rectangular box with window showing the Scoop vibrator.
Screaming O Scoop Vibrator Packaging

Design

Almost every clitoral vibrator is sold as ‘ergonomic’, but it’s not often that there is anything especially comfortable about their shape. The rounded base of this Screaming O vibe does make it one of the few worthy of the ergonomic title. I found it easy to hold, even for the long periods in which my screaming o alluded me.

In size and shape, it is similar to a pebble clitoral vibrator. This silicone scoop is 4.2 inches in length and has a 2 inch width. It is certainly petite enough to slot between two writhing bodies. Unlike a pebble vibe though, this one is designed to be a little more special. The scoop tip is effectively shaped to suit various preferences of stimulation precision. Love pinpoint stimulation? Screaming O has got you covered. Prefer broader vibes? No problem! No idea what the hell you like? The Scoop has a shape perfect for helping you find out.

Close up of the Screaming O Scoop Vibrator Tip
Screaming O Scoop Vibrator Tip

At the base of the Screaming O Scoop Vibrator is the usb charging port. The cable plugs in easily and, unlike the somewhat infuriating magnetic chargers, it stays put until it’s revved up and ready to roar. For about 60 minutes anyway.

Photo of Screaming O Scoop Vibrator Charging.
Screaming O Scoop Vibrator Charging

Functions

I like some vibe variability as much as the next clit player, but twenty functions seems a bit excessive. Especially when all twenty of the functions are controlled by just one lonely button. One! I have to click through ten different intensities just so my clit can enjoy a bit of cha cha. With my finger getting a workout like that, I might as well just forgo the vibrator anyway. Clit vibes are supposed to give my fingers a break, not a workout.

Without going into too much detail on the motors purr, I will say there is little point in having ten entire speed settings. A clitoris would have to be highly sensitive and responsive to pick up on any difference between one speed and the next. On a positive note though, I do appreciate how easy the button is to navigate during use. I don’t need to see the vibe to control it.

Photo of the Screaming O Scoop Vibrator, angled to show the round control button.
Screaming O Scoop Vibrator Button

Vibrations

Now, about that motor. I can forgive a lot from a vibe. I’ll forgive noise, no water resistance, excessive settings and even pink. But, if a motor doesn’t cut my clitoral custard, it’s not going on my cherry-topped cunt cake. The Screaming O Scoop Vibrator’s motor isn’t exactly bad, it just doesn’t have the oomph for what it’s brand name promised me. Anyone who likes a good buzz can rejoice. This vibe has all the buzz a heart could desire and none of that deeply penetrating rumbling business. Who would want that, anyway?

Uhh hmm… Me.

Despite the fact that it does indeed buzz like a bumblebee on speed, there is a respectable level of power. In fact, if it wasn’t such a buzzer, I’d probably have fallen in love. As is so often the case though, with great power comes one hell of a racket. Discretion seekers beware.

Photo of the Screaming O Scoop Vibrator at an angle to show how it achieves pinpoint stimulation.
Screaming O Scoop Vibrator Pinpoint Stimulation Angle

Play Time

I have had a good moan up until now, and not in the Screaming O kind of a way I would like. Unfortunately, it doesn’t end there. The powerful but buzzy vibrations of the Scoop vibrator are muffled by the silicone shell. It’s like they are too far inside the toy for me to get at them in the way my clit craves. I feel as though I am getting just an echo of the motor’s buzzing potential. Yes, I can get off and the finale, though not big, is an improvement to what I achieve with cheaper vibrators. The journey there is frustrating though. I have to control the urge to rip off the vibrator’s exterior so I can get at the good stuff.

Image at the Screaming O Scoop Vibrator from a different angle.
Screaming O Scoop Vibrator

Conclusion

Ultimately, when it comes to the Screaming O Scoop Vibrator, I have tried worse vibes and I have tried better. Despite the variability in shape and vibration, it just can’t stimulate my clit in the way I like. It’s a far cry away from that ‘Am I going to black out?’ kind of orgasm that gets me excited about a sex toy. It might suit someone who likes powerful silicone buzzers. But, for a plastic and rumbly fanatic, I only got the O without any of the screaming.

The Screaming O Scoop Vibrator is available here for $45

Check out my review of the Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator. This one definitely did give me a screaming O!

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Huge thanks to Peepshow Toys for sending me the Screaming O Scoop Vibrator in exchange for an honest review!

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Screaming O Scoop Vibrator

$45
Screaming O Scoop Vibrator
6.9

Orgasm Rating

7.5 /10

Power

7.5 /10

Noise (1=loud)

5.0 /10

Quality

6.5 /10

Appearance

8.0 /10

Pros

  • Body Safe Materials
  • Rechargeable
  • Powerful
  • Ergonomic
  • Variability

Cons

  • Buzzy Vibrations
  • Muffled Vibrations
  • Quite Loud

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