Paloqueth Hands-Free G Spot Vibrator Review
When it comes to testing out a sex toy from a brand I haven’t heard of before, I am sceptical, to say the least. Surely, if the Paloqueth hands-free g spot vibrator was going to blow my knickers off, everyone would be raving about it… Right? Well, apparently not. My knickers have been well and truly blown off and still, I haven’t heard a whisper from anyone about Paloqueth. But, something tells me this has a lot more to do with where their items are sold (Amazon), than how they perform.
Packaging
Who knew you could get luxury packaging for low prices? The box is sleek, black and sturdy – the perfect place to store your new Paloqueth vibe. Inside the g spot vibrator is cushioned in black foam, along with its remote control and usb charging cable.
Design
If you’re into the cute and colourful nature of the classic ‘rabbit’ vibe, you’re probably going to fall in love with the adorable whale style of this purple orgasm inducer. With a ‘C’ shape, it is made to be hands-free, the whale nuzzling against the clitoris whilst the base of the ‘C’ inserts into the vagina. Of course, there are multiple ways to use a vibrator like this, including anally. A few of which I have put through their orgasm inducing paces.
Surprisingly, for such a budget-friendly and effective sex toy, the Paloqueth g spot vibrator is made of a silky and soft body safe silicone. And on top of that, it has two motors, a remote control, is rechargeable and it is waterproof. What the??! How the??!
What?!!
I feel like there’s either a catch I can’t find, or every other sex toy company has been well and truly ripping me off…
Now, let’s talk dimensions. Afterall, not everyone’s genitals are built the same. The larger whale has a reasonable circumference of just under 4 inches. In my experience, the small tails circumference makes penetrative sex a challenge whilst wearing this vibrator. It is slightly larger than most other ‘couples vibrators’ I own and they have all proved to be uncomfortable. However, this is dependant on a person’s anatomy, if you’re a size queen/king it’s definitely a challenge worth facing.
As with all vibrators of this style, the flexibility of the ‘hinge’ can make a big difference. This one settles in a tight ‘C’ shape but is flexible to 360 degrees, though things start looking a little fragile past 180 degrees. Ultimately though, it has enough flip and flop to suit any body type. Vibrators like this take away the ‘it doesn’t fit my body’ issue raised with a lot of rabbit style vibrators.
Charging
The Paloqueth hands-free g spot vibrator is rechargeable via a usb charging cable. The cable magnetically clips to the whale’s back and is ready to wow you again in just 2 hours. The magnets aren’t especially strong so a gentle knock might stop your whale in it’s charging tracks. With all this vibe has going for it though, it seems like an easily forgivable niggle.
Whilst the main vibrator is rechargeable, the remote control is not. The back of this clips off so you can replace the 3V battery when it eventually bites the sex toy dust.
Whilst the sex toy description does not clarify, I would assume this means the remote control is not waterproof.
Vibrations
I’ve already tickled over the fact that the vibrations of this Paloqueth vibe are more than just a tickle. They’re powerful, and they mean business. Both externally and internally. Like many vibrating object enthusiasts, I have a preference for a motor with a rumble as opposed to a buzz. Fortunately, this vibe rumbles with a shuddering depth.
In regards to volume, it’s pretty average. It’s not a vibe that is suitable for public play, but it’s nothing a bit of music wouldn’t effectively drown out.
Vibration Settings
The Paloqueth hands-free vibe has nine delicious vibration settings to thrill you. With three increasing levels of intensity, ranging from a low rumble to a roar, and six patterned vibes to keep things teasingly interesting. The patterns don’t make the most of the vibrators two motors though, with a lack of alternating internal and external vibrations.
Play Time
Most vibrators have multiple uses besides the advertised, but none so much as the hands-free ‘couples’ style vibrators. The methods of sexy play are endless and this review would be snoringly long if I attempted to test and rate them all. I’m only human though, so when a vibrator with the orgasm potential of the Paloqueth hands-free g spot vibrator makes its way into my horny hands, I can’t help but put it through its paces.
Clitoral and Vaginal Stimulation
There are two ways to stimulate using this method. With the larger whale against the clitoris or with the larger whale inserted.
My first play ever with this vibe was in the usual couple’s toy style – I inserted the smaller tail and pressed the larger against my clit. This was perfect for hands-free play as I clamped my legs shut, scrolled through the patterns using the remote and reached a quivering finale within minutes. The whale fits neatly and comfortably between my labia, staying perfectly in place throughout play. Whilst this vibe does boast g spot stimulation, it wasn’t something I found in this position. The internal vibrations upped the pleasure, but my g spot remained untouched. With the inclusion of a dildo or cock this would likely be pressed against the g spot, but unfortunately, I don’t have the size queen label needed to put that theory to the test.
*Tip* To make things extra interesting, I gently rocked the hinge, adding some seriously scrummy movement internally.
In honour of those looking for a bit more girth internally, I also tried the larger whale inserted vaginally and pressed the smaller tail against my external junk. As the button is located close to the top of the vibe, it does need switching on before insertion and the remote is necessary to play around with the settings.
I wasn’t expecting this method of sexual goodness to rock my sex toy socks, but when that whale kissed my g spot I knew I’d found a new favourite. It certainly isn’t as ‘easy’ as the aforementioned technique, but for me, at least, it is well worth the extra bother. Finding the external sweet spot takes some experimenting and the remote control is less effective, but my g spot is in vibration heaven. It firmly presses against it, the rumbling vibes hitting it deeply and powerfully. When I include the addition of the rocking motion, I’m practically a heaped mess of sexual pleasure. I really don’t know how else to describe the effect it has on me.
Vaginal & Anal
When it comes to anal, I have a take it or leave it attitude that usually weighs heavily on the leave it side. With the Paloqueth Hands-Free G Spot Vibrator, it’s so heavily weighed down on leave it, that it’s practically tipping over.
To keep things safe, I used the smaller tail anally and the larger whale vaginally. Getting this in the desired placements was at best uncomfortable and at worst, somewhat painful. The whale works well facing my g spot, but my vagina is less than impressed when I turn it around. Even once the process is complete and I’m set for a DP experience, things are reasonably good for a few seconds until the lubed up tail slips back out of my ass. Dedicated as I am, I repeated this process a few times. It wasn’t worth it. I didn’t like it. I cleaned it up and finished myself off the good way. Whale inserted vaginally, tail pressed against my clit.
So much better.
Conclusion
If asked to recommend a sex toy in this style, I would recommend the Paloqueth Hands-Free G Spot Vibrator. It’s as powerful and pleasurable as other branded ‘C’ shaped toys but comes at just a fraction of the price. However, if you’re looking for a toy to use in public you would probably find the power of this vibes motor makes for too much of an audible buzz. It’s also far too chunky to universally work during penetrative sex and would be more uncomfortable than pleasurable for most. As a hands-free, dual stimulation vibe though, I’m in love. Completely and utterly, head over heels, in love.
If you would like to get orgasmically experimental with the Paloqueth Hands-Free G Spot Vibrator, you can purchase one here for $31.69
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Huge thanks to Paloqueth for sending me the Paloqueth Hands-Free G Spot Vibrator in exchange for an honest review!
Paloqueth Hands-Free G Spot Vibrator
$31.69
Pros
- Powerful
- Hands-Free
- Body Safe Materials
- Rumbling Vibrations
- Multiple Uses
Cons
- Too Loud For Public Use
- Only Size Queens/Kings Could Use As A 'Couple's Toy'
