Pink B.O.B Paris Nubby Clitoral Teaser Review
I am a very lucky girl. I spend my days getting off and writing about it. When a sex toy sucks, me and my disappointed genitals take to the web to let out our anger. When a sex toy’s good, we get to share the excitement. If I have a breathtaking, clit clenching orgasm, I have the luxury of having people to tell about it! After years of my wank and review cycle, you would think me and my bits had seen it all. And yet, when the Pink B.O.B Paris Nubby Clitoral Teaser landed on my doormat, I had no idea what to expect. These alienesque massaging ticklers were totally new to me. What sort of pleasures would be in my clitoris’s future?
Spotty dotty goodness. A simple cardboard box with the cheerfully pink Paris Nubby inside.
Give me a well-made silicone sex toy and I’ll be a happy bunny. Make that velvety soft sex toy pink and I will die a little inside. I get it, pink is pretty. But seriously, I can’t be the only one that is bored to tears of the colour? Although, I suppose the brand is called ‘Pink’ B.O.B. It was hardly going to be orange…
Along with the bright pink silicone, there are silver plastic accents. The toy is rigid and comfortable to hold, but the curved tip is flexible. And boy does this added flexibility make all the difference when it comes to getting off. Like… So. Much. Difference. It makes rolling and circling it over my clitoris both easy and effective.
And then there are the ticklers. Squidgy silicone and totally flexible massaging nubs of pleasure. Whilst it is named the ‘Clitoral Teaser’, they do recommend trying it vaginally too. So, of course, I did. The slim and short shaft is just under 4 inches in circumference and only 3 inches in insertable length. Sex toy beginners, this one is for you!
The base of the Pink B.O.B Paris Nubby unclips to reveal the battery compartment. You’ll want to be prepared with 2 AAA batteries as they don’t come with the toy. And believe me, the time it takes to go to the shop is way too long to wait before trying out a new sex toy. Whatever it is, it deserves to be ripped out of the packaging and thrusted towards your hot spots. Straight away. Immediately. With absolutely no delay.
Or maybe I’m just impatient.
The description for the Pink B.O.B Paris Nubby Clitoral Teaser is one of the only ones I have seen that doesn’t claim a vibrator is silent. I’ve seen it said about the most rip-roaring, deafeningly loud vibrators out there. Retailers literally say it about Every. Single. One. Fortunately, whilst this one is not silent, it isn’t all that loud either. The buzz is nothing a bit of background music wouldn’t drown out.
For me, what makes a great clitoral vibrator is a powerful rumbling motor. Unfortunately, these usually come with a powerfully bank draining pricetag. Whilst this clitoral teaser doesn’t have the rumble, it does have the power! And if I had to choose between the two, I’d choose power every time.
Two buttons control the seven functions of the Pink B.O.B Paris Nubby. I actually adore its simplicity. No one wants to be fiddling around with buttons when they’re supposed to be getting off. Like, no one. One button switches the toy on and off. So if someone walks in on you mid-wank, a quick click of the button will turn the toy off immediately.
The other button features a heart and clicking this will scroll through the functions. Three levels of intensity and four patterns. Naturally, I stick it on the highest intensity and get comfortable. If I did want to mix things up with the patterns though, the buttons are raised and very easy to navigate whilst playing.
I’ll admit it, when I placed this toy against my clit I didn’t know what to expect. With a buzzing motor, I wasn’t getting my hopes up for an unforgettable experience. I conjured up my favourite tried and tested fantasy and clicked it on.
‘Ooo, this is kinda nice. ‘
I jacked up the power. Click. Click.
‘Wow, this is actually really nice. ‘
I began to move the soft nubs in a circling motion against my clit.
‘Holy crap! This is bloody amazing!’
And then… I came.
And the thing with this particular orgasm was, it just kept going. With other clit vibes, I have to remove them at the point of orgasm, shortening the pleasure. But those gloriously soft and squidgy nubs make this comfortable to rest on my clit whilst I come. Wave after wave. Just when I think it’s all over, another clench of the good stuff hits me.
Those nubs make this toy shockingly good. Unlike other toys that are uncomfortable to jiggle about on my clit, this one I can shake and wiggle about all I want. In fact, the more the merrier. The more the wetter. The more the ‘I’m going to explode any second-er’.
I was pretty nervous about trying this internally. The thought of brushing my insides with those nodules really made me cringe. Suffice to say I absolutely coated the Pink B.O.B Paris Nubby in waterbased lube. There was more lube going in me than sex toy. The angled head meant I could find my g spot almost immediately. I switched it on and started to thrust. I soon discovered my anxieties involving the brushing of my insides were pretty accurate. It was kinda uncomfortable and that kinda sucked.
However, as my favourite clit vibe worked its magic and things warmed up a bit inside, my internal experience changed. I had relaxed. I had become sufficiently aroused. And I had discovered the exceptional pleasures of this toys design. Playing with the patterns and using a rolling motion against my g spot was mindblowing. Except, more than that. It was phenomenal. Spectacular. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
It was the means to an orgasm so rare and overwhelming in its fabulousness.
I am surprised by luxury sex toys all the time. I think they’re going to blow my mind and then they don’t. But usually, my experience of budget-friendly toys is as expected. Okay, but nothing special. The Pink B.O.B Paris Nubby Clitoral Teaser is most definitely something special. It leaves me wondering why more sex toys don’t feature these gloriously orgasmic nubs. I mean, really, why the hell don’t they? They are so damn good! If you really can’t stand a buzzy motor, then you will want to give it a miss. But aside from that, I recommend this toy to all clitoris’s. All vaginas. All the people who appreciate intense sexual pleasure.
If you would like to try the Pink B.O.B Paris Nubby Clitoral Teaser, you can purchase one here for $39.95
Huge thanks to Too Timid for sending me the Pink B.O.B Paris Nubby Clitoral Teaser in exchange for an honest review!
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