Pink B.O.B Lust Silicone Rechargeable Wand Review
There comes a time in every sex toy reviewers life in which they are sent a toy to review, and said toy kinda sucks. There’s a bit of a silver lining. Maybe even a candy covered coating. But ultimately, it is just a pretty crappy sex toy. The Pink B.O.B Lust Silicone Rechargeable Wand was just such a sex toy. Maybe you’ll read my review and think ‘Hey, that’s just what I’m looking for!’ There is every chance you will! But the truth for me is, my clitoris was pissed off with this wand. It was pissed off at me for touching it with this wand. The mere sight of this wand makes it leap back under its hood like a terrified tortoise.
Important Note: I have found no other negative reviews of the Pink B.O.B Lust Silicone Rechargeable Wand. Only countless praises and recommendations.
The packaging is pretty standard for most non-luxury sex toys. A cardboard box with a plastic insert. Inside the box is the Pink B.O.B Lust Wand, a usb charging cable, adapter (I believe US) and storage pouch. I was pretty positive at this point, I usually jump for joy at the sight of a storage pouch or an adapter and this had both!
I usually complain about pink. In fact, I always complain about pink. But I can’t deny that I really like the design of this sex toy. The baby pink and quilted pattern is undeniably pretty. Made of body safe silicone, this wireless wand is seamed but soft. It is extremely light and fits perfectly in my hand.
The wand is 8 inches in length, with a 1.65 inch diameter. In size, I would describe it as a medium wand. The ideal size and weight for travel. The body and head are both firm, but the neck of the Pink B.O.B Lust Wand has plenty of flexibility.
This is a usb rechargeable sex toy, making it cordless and convenient. The cable plugs into the bottom of the wand and a full charge will give about 1 hour of play.
There is something seriously strange about the Pink B.O.B Lust Silicone Rechargeable Wand. It comes on at its highest setting and you have to scroll through to reach the lower settings. I have literally never known a toy to do this. Whilst it works wonders for me, as I always go straight for power overload, I know a lot of people prefer to work their way up. With low to high being the vibe standard, this one just seems a bit… Backwards?
In regards to functions, this is one seriously customisable wand. It has twenty intensities and pulsating patterns to choose from. Each pattern can be enjoyed at any one of the numerous intensities. But, this is where it gets kinda sucky. Every time you change a pattern, the wand goes straight back up to its highest intensity. If you can’t handle the power of this intensity (it is extremely powerful) then you have to remove it from your bits to change the pattern and find your intensity sweet spot all over again. I have absolutely no understanding of the logic behind this part of the design.
However, the three buttons are SO difficult to navigate during use anyway. They just feel like every other part of the quilted pattern. It’s basically impossible without being able to see what you’re doing. So either way, you really have to take it off your bits to change the pattern.
The first time I used this I was doubly blown away. I was blown away by the exceptional noise, but I was blown even further away by the sheer power. The Pink B.O.B Lust Wand has got a serious kick to it.
Hold up Aurora, if it’s so powerful surely it’s good right?
And the truth is, yes it is. If you can orgasm within about four minutes, which I have done with this wand, then it is pretty darn great! The incredible power is even focused just around the head, saving from any buzzing hand discomfort. Unfortunately, on the occasions I raced the clock and the clock won, my clitoris felt like I’d held an ice cube on it for five straight hours. It was completely and utterly numb. I had had the most insanely pleasurable build up, for a resulting orgasm to be absolutely unachievable. Infuriatingly impossible. Even my rumbliest vibes couldn’t penetrate the resulting numbness that was my clitoris.
I believe a lot of people could use the Pink B.O.B Lust Wand and orgasm within a few minutes, every time. If you have a clit that loves broad stimulation and you orgasm quickly, there is no reason to shy away from this wand. I, however, am a pinpoint stimulation lover and the broadness of a wand rarely gets me to the climax bullseye quick enough.
The fact is, a lot would have to change about the Pink B.O.B Lust Silicone Rechargeable Wand in order for me to fall in ‘lust’ with it. Whilst it does have a few things going for it in regards to aesthetics and power, the rest is just a bit too, well… Bad. There are very few people I would feel comfortable recommending this to, purely due to its exceptionally numbing buzz. Looking around the web it seems my perception of this wand is unique in its negativity. And honestly, that blows my mind.
If you would like to try the Pink B.O.B Lust Silicone Rechargeable Wand you can purchase one here for $59.95
Huge thanks to TooTimid for sending me the Pink B.O.B Lust Silicone Rechargeable Wand in exchange for an honest review!
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