Womanizer 2GO Review
In receiving the Womanizer 2GO I was more confident than I have ever been that it was a sex toy I was going to love. After the mind blowing success of the Womanizer W500 how could I not be blown away by this seemingly similar sex toy? However, after the third mediocre try I began to realise I wasn’t just having an off day. It wasn’t giving me the firework orgasms I’d been expecting. Was it too similar to the Womanizer W500? Was it just not as good? Or was I doing something wrong?
Womanizer is a luxury, innovative brand whose sex toys cost a whole lot. And as expected from a pricey sex toy range you get extra special packaging for your product. The sturdy cardboard box is an opulent white and gold. Inside is your Womanizer 2GO nestled in a plastic insert. Beneath you can find the charging cable, extra attachment and Womanizer manual. The only thing really missing is a storage pouch, though as the Womanizer 2GO has a cap and is ultimately discreet in appearance, perhaps it isn’t really needed.
I’m sure I won’t be the first or last person to comment on the comical size of the Womanizer 2GO. It’s lipstick like design isn’t about to fool anyone. I find with the cap on it’s more convincing as a perfume than lipstick due to its disproportionate sizing. Either way, I’d say it’s one of the discreetest sex toys, in appearance, to have on your bedside table. In regards to the noise level though, the 2GO is not discreet. Despite the sound level dramatically decreasing whilst in contact with the body, it still has a rather loud roar to it. Fortunately, it is waterproof though. So if discretion is important to you, you can just take it along for a bath or shower.
The Womanizer 2GO currently has 3 colour options. I chose the white and gold for its luxurious looks and because white doesn’t feature too heavily in my sex toy collection. The cap has the Womanizer ‘W’ embossed into the gold. The gold is not a cheap coating likely to flake off on your bits as with other sex toys. That’s always a good thing.
The main structure of the Womanizer 2GO is made of body safe abs plastic. However, the bright pink nozzle is made of a firm body safe silicone. As previously mentioned you receive 2 nozzles. One of which has a larger hole and sharper edges. The other has soft curved edges which I personally find increases comfort especially when combined with a drop of water based lubricant.
I have mixed feelings on the main shape of the Womanizer 2GO. Whilst I prefer the comfort of having something smaller in my hands; I find the sharp edges uncomfortable to hold and the angle I need to hold it at less favourable than the W500.
The Womanizer 2GO has a 4 hour run time depending on the power at which you use it. It then takes just 2 hours to reach full charge again. The base of the toy has a small white cap which can be moved to insert the usb lead. I then plug mine into a usb adapter and stick it in the wall. Simple.
Why do sex toy manufacturers not understand that we want plus and minus buttons? This is especially true for me on ‘air technology’ toys like the Womanizer 2GO, when a click of a button can take you from wow to ow! So you get one, easy to blindly navigate, push button. Clicking on this will scroll you through the 2GO’s 6 intensity settings and then back to the lowest again. As with most ‘one button’ sex toys, holding the button down will turn it on and off.
The 6 intensities have a wide range. The first giving a very minor sensation, whilst the higher levels are hugely intense. I can’t imagine there will be many users wanting to go below or above the Womanizer 2GO parameters.
So, as I said in the intro I had 3 less than wowing orgasms with the Womanizer 2GO when I was about ready to admit defeat. Maybe it just wasn’t as amazing as the W500? Maybe that’s why it was cheaper? Or perhaps I was doing something a little wrong?
*Spoiler alert* I was doing something wrong.
The air technology sensation is so different to any other sex toy and is definitely the closest to mimicking a good oral sex session. Except as a disliker of receiving oral, I find the Womanizer substantially more enjoyable. It has this intense way of bringing you straight to the edge of orgasm, and leaving you hanging there, desperate to go over. So whilst the Womanizer 2GO was doing all of this, it was the ‘going over’ that sort of flopped for me. The orgasm just didn’t leave me uncontrollably moaning, soaking in my juices or dizzyingly euphoric, as the W500 previously had.
It got to the fourth attempt and I took the advice of a fellow sex blogger. I tried the xl attachment. I knew within a minute things were going down the same path. Fortunately, at that moment an idea came over me that was completely revolutionary. Hold onto your seats guys, this ones a game changer. I turned the toy around. Yep, told you. Crazy right?
Instead of having the tip of the nozzle pointing down towards my vagina I turned it to have the tip pointing up towards my pubic mound. And wowza did it make a difference! This was the sensation I’d become accustomed to with the W500. This was the body shaking goodness that was almost too much to bear. The leg jerking, eye watering, pussy drowning orgasm which came in wave after wave after wave.
I tried the Womanizer 2GO with a dildo, during piv sex and with my fingers. Due to the necessity for accurate placement I found it terrible for use during sex, not good with a dildo, but pretty damn great with my fingers. If you can master using both hands at once that is.
I rarely compare sex toys in my reviews, since that’s only really beneficial to someone already in posession of one of them. But I do want to note that there is a slight difference in the air technology of the W500 and the 2GO. The Womanizer 2GO has a steady suction sensation where as the W500 has more of a pattern to its suction. I can’t say how that will affect each user but I can say my clitoris has a preference for the W500. It’s also worth noting for anyone considering both, though unsure whether they differ.
The Womanizer 2GO has not changed my mind on Womanizer products. They are genius and my clitoris adores them. The design may be comically out of proportion but there’s no denying this is still a beautiful and somewhat discreetly designed sex toy. The Womanizer 2GO really offers a sexual experience unlike any other brand of sex toy. Despite the high price tag I have no reservations recommending this to clitoral stimulation lovers. I just want everyone to feel that kind of intense sexual pleasure!
If you would like to try the Womanizer 2GO you can purchase one here for €159
Huge thanks to Orion for sending me the Womanizer 2GO in exchange for an honest review!