Rocks Off Joycicles Sparkle Vibrator Review
Whether you’re on the naughty or nice list, a Rocks Off Joycicles would be a pretty great addition to your Christmas stocking. Yes, it’s more of a novelty vibe than an orgasmic power tool but it still gets me off in a blink of a Christmas light. With a part bauble, part icicle design, it is the master of festive discretion. I could hang this on my tree and even Santa wouldn’t know any better. Come summer I’ll be choosing power over pretty, but for December at least, I’m going to be joyful and merry as I stick this festive vibe down my pants.
A slim cardboard box houses the plastic-encased Rocks Off Joycicles. The festive theme continued and just the right size to slip into a stocking.
The Rocks Off Joycicles Sparkle is made of red and silver ABS plastic. Petite in size at only 4.5 inches in length, it fits snugly and comfortably in the hand. Its icicle-like shape makes it perfect for pinpoint stimulation, whilst fans of broader stimulation may need to get their Christmas kicks elsewhere.
The base of the Joycicles screws off to reveal the battery compartment. Unlike kids toys, this adult toy actually arrives with an AAA battery already inserted. Unfortunately, the screw on base is ultra fiddly. If not screwed on exactly right the toy screeches instead of buzzing. Every time I’ve had to screw it on, it’s been third time lucky.
This Rocks Off vibe is discreet in its bauble inspired design, but how about sound? It’s definitely got more buzz than a closed door could drown out, but nothing a bit of Bing Crosby couldn’t cover up. Unfortunately, if you aren’t one to blare White Christmas from your bedroom, this vibrators waterproof claims are questionable. I highly recommend using something other than a shower or bath to drown out the vibrations. After submerging mine in water the battery compartment contained water droplets. Not good.
One easy to navigate button on the base of the Rocks Off Joycicles controls the 10 vibration functions. With 3 increasing steady intensities and 7 patterns to keep you busy throughout this festive season. Should I stop with the Christmas references now? I probably should. I’ve worn them out like a shabby Christmas jumper…
Oops, there I go again!
With the Rocks Off Joycicles pressed against my clit and a rather handsome dong inside me, I was having an intense orgasm within around 2 minutes. Pretty impressive for a novelty sex toy. However, this is an absolute buzzer of a toy. Not a deeply penetrative rumble in sight. But more of an irritating yet pleasurable tickle. Thank goodness for its precise stimulation, or days later I would probably still be trying to eek an orgasm out of this thing.
It was clear this clit vibe needed some more thorough testing. Could it get me off without a delicious dildo accompanying its pleasures?
I’ll admit I was sceptical as I pressed this against my clit and felt the familiar buzz of a budget-friendly sex toy. But with a design so close to my Christmas loving heart, there was no way I was getting off that bed without achieving something resembling an orgasm. Fortunately, as I jiggled the Joycicles against my bits with its highest steady vibe set, an orgasm started to build. Shocked and excited I jiggled faster, pressing harder. And in no time at all my legs were shaking and my vagina sporadically squeezing as I reached my merry end.
The fact is, no one is likely to pay for a high-end sex toy so festively themed. At least no one with a normal income. So this affordable and sexy stocking filler is as it should be. A novelty item that actually works. A bit of Christmas fun. The Rocks Off Joycicles brings me to a clitoral orgasm, which is more than I can say for half the budget vibes out there.
If you would like a festive orgasm then you can purchase the Rocks Off Joycicles Sparkle here for £16.99*
Huge thanks to Rocks Off for sending me the Joycicles in exchange for an honest review!
*Price at time of posting. Usual price £19.99
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