Temptasia Bling Bling Butt Plug Review
Today is an exciting day in Aurora Glory land. It’s the first day in the history of my blog in which I have reviewed an anal sex toy. Okay, so ‘exciting’ may have been a bit of a stretch, but there isn’t much left that I haven’t stuck in my body and attempted to get off to in the name of sexy science. In fact, I think anal toys and urethral sounds were around about it. And one of them is most definitely staying on my ‘never going to happen’ list. So, why now? Well, now I’ve discovered a butt plug that is small enough for my ass. I may be a size queen vaginally, but my ass is all about the itty bitty. The Temptasia Bling Bling Butt Plug is one of the only anal insertables tiny enough to provide me with pleasure, rather than one hell of an ass ache.
This butt plug is cute, cheap and pretty damn pleasurable – but we’ll get to that bit in a minute. Cheap toys don’t come with luxurious, shelf-worthy boxes. They come in a basic cardboard box with a plastic insert to keep the toy secure. Does the lack of luxury affect my pleasure? Nope!
When companies say ‘beginner’s butt plug’, they tend to mean anything up to 5 inches in circumference. I don’t know what kind of beginner’s butt holes they’ve been measuring, but that’s a hell of a lot of girth for a virginal anus. The Temptasia Bling Bling Butt Plug comes in three sizes, all ranging from 3 inches to 5.5 inches in circumference. Now, that is more like it.
Naturally, my tiny tush hole opted for the small – 3 inches of a circumference and 2.6 inches of insertable length. It’s actually teeny enough to fit in the palm of my hand. Finally, a butt plug I’m almost not scared to insert.
The tip of the Temptasia Plug is tapered for an easier and more comfortable insertion. The plug then flares before reaching the slim stem, ensuring it stays in place. Am I the only one that has a fear the silicone stem will break, leaving the plug in my ass whilst I have to hop on a bus for a shameful trip to the emergency room? Probably. But, due to this possibly irrational fear of mine, I tugged on the stem, hard, before ever allowing it to touch my booty. No amount of tugging was going to break that stem, so I was free to fill my ass fearlessly. And fill it I did.
Of all the holes on our bodies, the ass may be the most crucial when it comes to body safety. Do I want to stick a porous object up my butt? Absolutely not. Thankfully, this little plug is made of silky smooth silicone. And with a flared base it’s all the body safe my bottom needs.
Clearly though, the best thing about the Temptasia Bling Bling Butt Plug is the ‘bling bling’. The pretty little heart gem that sits on the outside of your body during use. My butt hole has never looked so damn pretty. It’s like jewellery for the ass. The vajazzle of 2018.
Attempt at prolonged wear – One
I will admit, despite this Blush Novelties butt plug being so petite, I still needed copious amounts of water-based lube and a decent warm-up before my body would accept it into its anal sphere. The overly flexible neck certainly didn’t make the job of insertion any easier. My plan for prolonged wear went out the window though when I was warm, wet and ready. I’d barely inserted an inch of the thing and I hit a masturbatory finale. Oops.
Attempt at prolonged wear – Two
Round two, I managed to get the butt plug all the way in before an ass clenching orgasm stopped me in my tracks. I would have been sorry my plans had been cut short, but who could be mad at intense satisfaction and multiple squeezes of pleasurable release?
Apparently, not me.
Attempt at prolonged wear – Three
Have you ever heard of third time lucky? Well, in this case, it genuinely was. Round three I managed to avoid what was beginning to seem like the inevitable and gave my pretty plug a proper testing. First, naturally, I checked my ass out in the mirror.
Then I walked, squatted, hoovered and shopped, all with the constant pressured reminder of my filled up backside. Even the most mundane of tasks were suddenly booming thanks to my bottom’s bling bling. My ass had no complaints with regards to comfort, with the neck being just the right length and the gem being small enough to fit neatly between my cheeks.
Of course, after such a long day of pleasure, it seemed only right to give myself some more. What can I say? I’m a hedonist. So grabbing my favourite rabbit vibe, I made things extra interesting. The Temptasia Bling Bling Butt Plug may be small, but it’s plenty big enough to tighten things in my other pleasure-seeking chamber. After the previous masturbation foreplay, my orgasm took all of about 1 second to achieve. Fortunately, it lasted substantially longer, with wave after wave of blissful intensity leaving me nothing but a heap of total satisfaction on a bed.
Total beginners, I’ve found the plug for us! This is the perfect, quality, affordable butt plug for those with teeny tushie holes. Not only does it do its intended job expertly, it does it all whilst making your ass look cute as hell. There really isn’t a whole lot more I could ask for. I love it for prolonged wear and for adding a bit of oomph to my solo sessions.
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Huge thanks to Peepshow Toys for sending me the Temptasia Bling Bling Butt Plug in exchange for an honest review!
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