Feature photo for Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator review. Bullet laying over candy bra on a blue background.

Review: Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator

Review: Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator

Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator Review

It’s no secret that Rocks Off is a brand I firmly stand behind. For affordability and effectiveness they’ve impressed me every time. I was, naturally, more than happy to offer my clitoris as tribute when the opportunity arose to review the Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator. My favourite thing about reviewing is finding a toy worth shouting out about, that is genuinely easy on the bank account. Cheap thrills are my favourite kind.

Packaging

The Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator arrives in packaging that is stylish but basic. The thin cardboard box and plastic insert keep the vibe secure, but whilst the bullet might be thrilling, the box it comes in is decidedly frill-less. It’s a budget-friendly vibe, I can’t say I was expecting any more.

Photo of Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator Packaging. A black rectangular cardboard box with bullet in plastic insert, visible from outside.
Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator Packaging

Design

This Rocks Off buzzer is made of ABS plastic. A body safe sex toy material, that is not only affordable but is the best at translating every buzz. There is rarely vibration muzzling with plastic, it picks up every shake of the internal motor.

When it comes to travelling with sex toys the smaller, in my opinion, the better. And vibrators don’t get much teenier than the 3.25inch length of this rainbow clit pleaser. The circumference is no less diddy, at only 2.1inches. Whilst this makes it wonderful for travel and clitoral use during penetrative sex, it isn’t a vibrator that would rock many people off internally.

The tip of the Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator is tapered for very precise, pinpoint stimulation. If you have a preference for the broadness of wand vibrators, the peaked tip of this vibe might not cover the surface area you crave. I, however, love nothing more than the utmost precision for my clit. This vibe keeps all the sensation right where I want it.

Believe it or not, this battery-powered buzzer gets even better. If you like a sexy shower or a bonk in the bath, the Rocks Off 80mm Bullet can come along for the ride. It’s completely waterproof, which is a rare perk for a battery vibe.

Photo of Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator on white background
Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator

Batteries

There are definitely both pros and cons when it comes to the batteryness (Yes, of course that is a word!) of this 80mm Bullet Vibrator. Pro – It takes only one battery to rev this vibe into clit-pleasing action. Con – The battery it takes is a less than common N size battery. Pro – It arrives with one of these strange little batteries already inserted. Pro – The weird-ass size of the battery means they were able to create such a tiny vibe.

So… The pros outweigh the con I guess.

Photo of Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator Battery Compartment. Bullet with end unscrewed and N battery next to it.
Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator Battery Compartment

Functions

Long gone are the days of vibrators only having one function. This Rocks Off vibe has seven buzzing rhythms all just at the click of a button – Three speeds and four patterns. The button is responsive and easy to find just with a finger. One thing I will never understand about vibrators like this one though, is why the vibration speeds decrease as you click, rather than increase. Don’t we usually build up to the ultimate power? Not work down from it…

Close up image of the Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator Button. A black circular button at the base of the bullet.
Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator Button

Vibrations

With some vibrators, deciding if the vibes are rumbly or buzzy is a matter of opinion. Whilst the Rocks Off 80mm Bullet doesn’t numb my clit like the extreme buzzers do, it definitely is not a rumbler. The vibrations have no depth, just penetrating the very surface of my vulva. This is also in part due to it’s below average power. There was a time this would be deemed fantastic for the price, but times are changing. And with this Rocks Off vibe, you get what you pay for.

There is a plus side to its mediocre vibes though. With low powered vibrations comes low volume, so discretion is definitely achievable. Every cloud has a silver lining, right?

Play Time

It should have been an easy task for the Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator. I hadn’t had a good play in days and my clit was twitching for some action. I even worked myself up with a much tried and tested fantasy beforehand. From there I was expecting 60 seconds of smooth sailing into orgasm city. Unfortunately, it didn’t quite work out like that…

After a few frustrating minutes on its highest setting, I surrendered to the fact my new bullet was going to need a helping hand. A bit of vulva shaking with my left hand whilst my right hand kept the vibes in clitoral central. The orgasm came. It satisfied. But I couldn’t help thinking I’d put in all the work. Would I have been pulsatingly satisfied with, or without, the buzz of the Rocks Off Bullet?

Maybe the Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator is just one of those that requires something I so obviously lack in the masturbation department. Maybe it requires patience?

Round Two

I’m a firm believer in giving things a second chance, with sexy people as well as sexy vibes. I put the disappointing past behind me and grabbed the Rocks Off 80mm like it was the first time. Fresh fantasy firmly brewed and ready to roll. Again the experience was lacklustre. The vibe doesn’t achieve the power or depth I need without requiring a little help from my left-hand friend. When the orgasm does hit me it’s only semi-satisfying. My vagina’s orgasmic pulses feel like cries for more.

Ultimately, it aids in the process of bringing me to orgasm but does not give me the orgasm.

Close up image of the Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator Tapered Tip. The bullet gradually tapers into a very fine point.
Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator Tapered Tip

Conclusion

Whilst I wouldn’t write off the Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator for everyone, in the great sea of sex toy users there is only about a puddle I’d happily recommend it to. A complete beginner who likes precise stimulation and requires little clitoral pleasing to achieve an orgasm. Of all the sex toys, vibrators are the biggest victims of outdating. Unfortunately, I feel this Rocks Off vibe is proof of that fact. Years have passed since its release and numerous companies have spent that time improving the technology. Sure, it’s fine as a first-ever vibe, but it’s no upgrade.

If you would like to try the Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator you can purchase one here for £10.99*

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*Price at time of posting. Usual price £12.99

Huge thanks to Pleasure Attic for sending me the Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator in exchange for an honest review!

Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator

£10.99
Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator
7.1

Orgasm Rating

6.0 /10

Power

5.0 /10

Noise (1=loud)

7.5 /10

Quality

7.0 /10

Appearance

10.0 /10

Pros

  • Body Safe Materials
  • Budget-Friendly
  • Multiple Functions
  • Waterproof
  • Discreet

Cons

  • Mediocre Power
  • Buzzy Vibrations
  • Battery Operated

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