Blush Novelties Real Nude Rollo Dildo Review
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to fuck a gigantic semi-erect cock? No? Just me? Okay, how about a super squidgy silicone dildo? Well, if you have eagerly envisaged either you’re likely to have your fancy tickled with the Blush Novelties Real Nude Rollo Dildo. It is squishy to a borderline excessive degree. In fact, of all the dildos my vagina has ‘courted’ none quite compare to the wibbly wobbliness of the Rollo.
It just has all the squidge.
Plastic sleeve packaging may not be as luxurious as many a pricey sex toy box. But, this dildo isn’t exactly pricey, so it can be forgiven for its lacklustre delivery storage. Especially as it comes with a storage pouch, which in my opinion is a billion times more useful than any space-hogging cardboard box could ever be. Besides, if there was ever a dildo in need of a storage pouch, it’s this lint magnet.
Have you ever seen a gigantic dong, widened your eyes and said ‘Ohh my!’ Whilst your knickers become increasingly soaked? Well, that’s the sort of effect the Real Nude Rollo had on me. It genuinely is one sexy piece of silicone. With 6.5 glorious insertable inches and a potentially toe-curling 5 inch circumference. I don’t know about you, but that is my kind of yum.
The shaft is thick and straight with vein-like details throughout, and at the tip is a subtly bulging sloped head. It’s a body safe masterpiece. At least, for the 2 seconds in which it remains lint free. After that, my vagina finds this lint ridden indigo sex dong somewhat less appealing.
So… What about that dual-density?
There’s this buzz word going around the dildo community, and that is dual-density. It means a dildo with a strong, hard core but a squishingly good exterior. Apparently, these – very often overpriced – dildos are supposed to feel like the real dick deal. Pfft! Maybe it’s just me, but the more dual-density dildos I try, the less I can get my head around the hype.
Dual-density dildos do not all have the same sensation. I have tried some truly shit versions of this much-loved design. And, few and far between, are the ones worth raving about. But back to the Real Nude Rollo, which is neither the former or the latter. What it is, however, is the most squishy externally of all the dual-density dildos I’ve had the pleasure of screwing. A dildo with that much squidge really would flop around like melting jelly if it wasn’t for its strong inner core. The dual-density design makes the ridiculously squashyness a possibility. I’m just not entirely convinced that’s a good thing?
Maybe I should fuck it one more time… You know, for science.
No word could more accurately describe the Real Nude Rollo’s suction cup than simply ‘meh’. A dildo so damn floppy needs some serious suction to keep it in place. So, whilst it might work wonders on the shower tiles, as most suction cups do, any other surface and the Rollo firmly resists by flinging itself onto the floor.
‘That’s alright, I like a good floor fuckage’, I think to myself. Except, when I’m squatting my ass down ready for action, the suction cup continues to misbehave. Most suction cups work like wank magic on my lino floor, but not the Blush Novelties Rollo. Whatever the opposite of suction is, that’s what it does. It rejects my floor.
Not everyone wants from a dildo what I’m after. What I want, what I really really want, is a dildo that feels just like a cock. One that is so damn penislike that when I’m riding it like a cowgirl with my eyes closed, I am completely immersed in my fantasy. I am, at least in my own mind, somewhere much more luxurious than my bathroom floor, with a companion a whole lot sexier than my toilet.
Is that too much to ask for?
Well, when it comes to the Real Nude Rollo, it really is. Unless the aforementioned imaginary cock I am riding is semi-erect at best, the Rollo just doesn’t cut the sexy mustard. Sure, it feels nice. But, nowhere in my bathroom fantasy world did I mention requiring anything below penile perfection.
But hey, not everyone wants a cock clone, what about the vagina-havers that just want a good old fashioned silicone hammering? The silky smooth shaft makes for easy thrusting, whilst the squidge keeps your vagina comfortably filled. Whilst the flexibility makes angling towards the g spot easy, its lack of hardness leaves g spot pressure a bit of a flop. You might say it’s a g spot flop, from a floppy cock. Although, probably only if you have a totally wank sense of humour, which, apparently, I do.
There were no fireworks for me with the Blush Novelties Real Nude Rollo. Maybe just a sparkler? Or a sprinkling of glitter? Aside from its misbehaving suction cup though, it is far from a bad dildo if you’re looking for some gentle penetration. It’s a great price for a body safe dual density dong and despite it not ranking with my personal favourites, it certainly didn’t discourage my orgasms. In fact, it’s fair to say I’m guaranteed multiple vagina flutterings when the Rollo’s combined with a good clit vibe.
If you would like to try the Blush Novelties Real Nude Rollo it can be purchased here for $43
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Huge thanks to Peep Show Toys for sending me the Blush Novelties Real Nude Rollo Dildo in exchange for an honest review!
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