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Review: Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit

Review: Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit

Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit Review

If you ask any kinkster, they are likely to tell you that the things they thought they’d love and what they do actually love, are two very different things. When bondage was new to me I was certain I’d love a crop, hate a flogger and get wet for nipple clamps, none of which turned out to be true. By experimenting in the bedroom I learnt what was worth investing in, what wasn’t worth upgrading and what might as well just go in the bin. The answers are different for every person and the Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit is a good way to find yours.

Packaging

Within a simple cardboard box, each item is separately packaged in plastic. It’s definitely not the kind of box I’d be inclined to keep and display, but it does the job of getting it from a warehouse to my bedroom just fine.

Image of Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit Packaging. A blue rectangular box with images of contents on the front.
Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit Packaging

What’s Inside?

With 8 different things to get down and dirty with, this kit has plenty of ways to go into sexy sensory overload. The variety is perfect for a curious beginner, offering items for restraint, sex toys, sensory play and a bit of pleasurable pain. It’s a non-intimidating collection, with numerous possibilities. The set includes a flogger, blindfold, nipple suckers, under-mattress restraints, finger vibe, vibrating cock ring, wrist cuffs and ankle cuffs. Now that’s the recipe for a night to remember!

Nipple Suckers

I already have a few suckers for my nipples, unfortunately, they are all Lovehoney made. So, basically, the same things with different branding, making any comparison difficult. However, these two little silicone suckers were far from sucky. My nipples aren’t especially sensitive, but once these have worked their suction magic, just a soft blow sends pleasurable shivers through my body. The vacuum they create is very gentle, so they don’t hold on through any rigorous movement. But, they are ideal for me to prepare for nipple play. Not only do they heighten my sensitivity and arousal, but they also make my flat nipples peak so I am able to attach clamps if I want to. Whilst they admittedly look somewhat ridiculous in a sexy way, they are one of my favourite additions to the Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit. It’s a big thumbs up from me!

Image of Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit Nipple Suckers. Image shows the set of two at different angles.
Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit – Nipple Suckers

Blindfold

I am yet to find a blindfold, without a nose cover, that is completely effective. This soft plush blindfold looks and feels amazing but functionally has its flaws. Whilst it almost completely robs me of sight, I still get a little strip of visibility around my nose area. At the right (or more accurately, wrong) angle, I can see all, taking away the heightened sensory effects of blindfold play. I won’t deny though, it still makes the experience better and isn’t any worse than the majority of blindfolds on the market. Wearing it definitely makes every other part of the Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit even better.

Image of the Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit Blindfold. A standard black eye mask.
Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit – Blindfold

Wrist & Ankle Restraints

Both the wrist and ankle restraints are identical. Made of a beautiful soft plush they’re extremely comfortable. Given that they are the same size, they may be too large for especially small wrists. Their equal size, however, means they can be used wrist to wrist, ankle to ankle, or to make things extra interesting, wrist to ankle. The cuffs are attached using quick release clips, not only is this ideal for bondage beginners it also means they can be fashioned into a hogtie. Oh, yes! Whilst the velcro fastening doesn’t have the psychological oomph I love in bondage, it does make them a safer, gentler and no less effective option. They also attach to the under-mattress strapping and get a whole lot more interesting!

Spread my legs, strap me down and drive me wild.

Image of the Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit Restraints. Large black velcro cuffs attached via O rings and quick release clips.
Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit Restraints

Under-Mattress Restraints

If you’re anything like me, this will have been the thing that got your attention with this bondage kit. There’s nothing quite as fun as being forcibly starfished on a bed, consensually. Except perhaps, teasing a willing starfish until they’re begging for release. Both from the straps and the orgasmic edge. The great thing about these restraints is once they’re under the mattress they can stay there. The not-so-great bit is getting them under the mattress. Although, the 2 minute – 1 person job really isn’t worth complaining about when I consider the hours of pleasure I get as reward for my efforts. My bed is only a double, but there is plenty of extra, adjustable strappage for a larger mattress.

Image of the Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit Under-Mattress Restraints. Image shows the black straps heaped in a pile.
Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit – Under-Mattress Restraints

When playtime finally comes these can be very easily adjusted to have the arm and leg spread as narrow or wide as your sexy intentions desire. Although, I do passionately recommend the aforementioned starfish position. It’s all kinds of take-me-now yum. Once tied down, there is some wriggle-room but it affects the opposite strap. So if I yank one leg closer to me, the other gets pulled further away. In my opinion, this bed restraint is the ideal way to explore the other additions to the Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit. When I’m tied down, I’m totally at my lover’s mercy. And I love it!

Hand in Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit Restraints gripping onto a bedsheet.
Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit – Restraints

Finger Vibrator

I’m in shock. There exists a sex toy that I, admittedly greedy sex toy addict, did not own. How can it be? This silicone vibrator slots onto the finger for one-speed buzzy goodness. Or the bullet can be removed and used solo. It’s not about to replace anyone’s favourite vibrator with its mediocre purr, but it is a fun way to tease a tied up partner. When my nipples have been suckered, they are very responsive to this little bullets buzz. My clitoris has decided this vibrator is an absolute tease. It doesn’t have the ability to make my diva clit come, but it sure as hell makes me desperate to. It makes me wriggle, it makes me beg and it makes my eventual orgasm all the more satisfying.

Image of the Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit - Finger Vibrator. A push button finger vibe with small bumps for extra pleasure.
Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit – Finger Vibrator

Cock Ring

Unfortunately, there is no cock in my life in order for me to give this the testing it deserves. However, I can tell you this silicone cock bling is adjustable to fit different girths and different tension preferences. It contains a removable bullet identical to that in the finger vibe, so one mediocre and buzzy speed. It appears to be a reasonable beginners cock ring. Good value, good quality, just lacking in the bells and whistles.

Image of Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit Cock Ring.
Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit – Cock Ring

Flogger

I’ll be honest, when I opened the Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit I wasn’t too excited by the appearance of this flogger. It just looked a bit… Cheap? Now, I’m no snob about my sex toys, my philosophy is the cheaper the better – providing they still get me off effectively and safely. But, the stretchy silicone fronds didn’t seem like something that might delight my spank-loving backside.

This is where I hold up my hands and admit I don’t know everything. Once I gave this feisty flogger a chance, my body was singing with sweet sensations. The fronds are so silky soft as they stroke across the body, only to change into a sweet fleeting sting as they whip the flesh. Even the hardest of whippings gives a short-lasting sting. Suitable for beginners and sexy as hell.

Image of the Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit Flogger. A petite flogger with lots of fronds and a wrist strap.
Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit – Flogger

Conclusion

Sometimes sex toy reviewers and retailers will use the words ‘beginner-friendly’ for things that aren’t that good. They’re easy on the wallet, give you the opportunity to try a new sensation, but ultimately wouldn’t satisfy a more discerning sex toy enthusiast. The Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit is beginner friendly in a different way. Most of the items included are suitable for BDSM beginners because they are gentler, safer and non-intimidating. Some will need upgrading if they become playtime favourites, such as the vibrators, but most are capable of satisfying for the long-run. I happily recommend this set for both beginners and fans of gentler BDSM play. It opens the sexy doors to a whole new world of pleasure.

The Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit can be purchased here for £64.99*

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*Price at time of posting. Usual price £97.94

Huge thanks to Lovehoney for sending me the Lovehoney All Tied Up Bondage Play Kit in exchange for an honest review!

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