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Review: Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator

Review: Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator

Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator Review

I have reached the level of sex toy experience in which I know exactly what I want. Unfortunately, sex toy retailers can be less than forthcoming about their toys. It seems every vibrator on the market is whisper-quiet, powerful and ergonomic. Except when it comes in the post, it’s loud, weak and gives you hand cramp. That’s where I come in… The sex toy reviewer. So it can be my neighbours who get disturbed, my clitoris that gets disappointed and my hand that causes crying out for all the wrong reasons. I’m like an angel. Except, I’m actually more like a greedy wanker who’s in it for the rare occasions that a toy lives up to its product description. And when my eyes caught sight of the Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator and fell madly in love with its design, I really hoped this would be one of those occasions.

Image of the Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator Box. A black and purple carboard box with image of the vibrator on the front.
Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator Box

Packaging

I have learnt a valuable lesson over the years of sex toy hoarding – packaging bears no reflection on the quality of the product inside. It just doesn’t. Whilst it might succeed in making the initial experience nicer, especially if bought as a gift, luxury packaging most definitely does not equate to a high-quality sex toy.

The Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator got it just the way I like it. A basic, but attractive, cardboard box with a storage pouch inside. Storage pouches get me wet. They’re so rare in the land of sexy products, but so damn useful. The black pouch that comes with this vibe is beautiful, and I’d be lying if I tried to claim it was any less exciting to me than the actual toy.

But to be fair, I’m a bit odd.

Image of the black Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator Storage Pouch, with lovehoney logo in bottom right corner of pouch.
Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator Storage Pouch

Design

Let’s just dive straight into the good stuff. This limited edition toy is the sexiest colour vibrator I have ever seen. Before I saw this, I didn’t know a colour could have the same effect on my private bits as a picture of Tom Hardy. I didn’t know anything could have the same effect as Tom Hardy. But, here we are. With me trying to decide if I should get a nail polish in that colour so I can cream my panties every time I look at my hands.

It certainly seems more sensible than a Tom Hardy tattoo…

Close up image of the Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator Textured Edge. Showing the underneath of the tip with 4 grooved bumps.
Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator Textured Edge

Of course, whilst a sexy colour is all I need to be sold on a vibrator, other people probably need a little more. Perhaps silky smooth, firm silicone? A pebble-shape for both broad and precise stimulation? A waterproof design to get wet in the wet? Rechargeability? Textured ribbing for extra stimulation?

Well, yeah. I can most definitely work with all that.

Image of the Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator with USB Charging Cable plugged into the base.
Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator USB Charging Cable

Functions

There is a function balance I very much like my vibrators to have. Enough that I can personalise it to my preferences and have fun with patterns. Not so many that it takes me longer to find the one I like than it takes me to actually come. You know the sort of balance I mean.

Well, the Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator has it. With 8 modes and 12 intensities for each, I am an adult in a vibration candy store. With three buttons to control my tailored orgasmic experience, it is easy enough for me to manage even when I’m drunk on thoughts of Tom Hardy with my iridescent nails digging into his bum back.

Birdseye view of the Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator, to show its three Buttons
Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator Buttons

Vibrations

Vibrations can make or break a vibrator. Not in the sledgehammer kind of way, but in the get-this-as-far-away-from-my-genitals-as-possible sort of way. The serious buzzers of the sex toy world can even make my clitoris numb. NUMB! That is 100% the opposite of what I am aiming for.

Unfortunately, what we have here is a buzzer. It may not be up there with the orgasm-robbing buzzers, but it’s very sufficiently lacking in the rumble department. And that’s my favourite department.

However, not everyone gets left with a bad taste in their pants from buzzing vibrators. Some people prefer these surface-level ticklers. Whilst it’s most common for people to be with me on the glory of deep penetrating rumbles, not everyone’s bits are the same. And whilst this may not have a rumbling roar, it does have power. A lot of panty-wetting power.

If you’re looking for discretion, it’s not a bad choice. Whilst it obviously has a noticeable purr, it’s reasonably quiet and waterproof too. Shower wanks are practically how I survived the unrelenting horn of my teenage years.

Image of the Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator upside down to show its Curvy shape
Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator’s Curves

Play Time

As we all know, the truth is in the masturbation pudding. Did this Desire Vibrator leave me dripping cunt custard or was I left reaching for something a little sweeter?

Firstly, the buzz sucks. I’m not gonna lie. My clit wanted to be hit with deep vulva wobbling rumbles and got a high-frequency tickle instead. However, the vibrations didn’t suck quite as bad as I had expected. I can suck better… If you know what I mean *winks*

With the added stimulation of the ribbed surface and my enthusiastic hand-jostles, it actually felt pretty damn good. Not as good as a rumbling vibrator, but good none the less. In fact, if I wanted a vibrator to stick between two hot, sticky, screwing bodies, I might just pick this one. For stationary, solo play? Not so much. It needs the addition of hand-movement to get my clitoris excited and I’m just too lazy for that when it’s me, myself and I.

The pebble shape definitely adds a bit of playtime fun to this vibe too. Whilst I usually stick with precise stimulation, I can easily mix it up with broad stimulation too. I can go straight for the clit, or I can vibrate most of my vulva. It’s a fun game to play and I always win.

Image of the Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator on plain white background.
Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator

Conclusion

If you don’t mind a bit of a buzz up in your business, then the Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator is a worthy masturbation contender. It’s especially a toy I’d love on my clit during penetrative sex. The ribbed texture sets it apart from its purple predecessor and adds so much pleasure to the panty party. And don’t even get me started on that special edition colour, I don’t think my bits can handle it…

You can purchase the Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator here for £59.99

Image of the Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator Package Contents. The vibrator, storage pouch, charging cable and instruction manual
Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator Package Contents

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Huge thanks to Lovehoney for sending me the Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator in exchange for an honest review! Affiliate links are used in this post.

Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator

£59.99
Desire Luxury Ribbed Clitoral Vibrator
8.3

Orgasm Rating

7.5 /10

Power

8.0 /10

Noise (1=loud)

6.0 /10

Quality

10.0 /10

Design

10.0 /10

Pros

  • Body Safe Materials
  • Ribbed Texture
  • Beautiful Storage Pouch
  • Quite Quiet
  • THAT COLOUR!

Cons

  • Buzzy Vibrations

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