Feature photo for Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo Review. Me holding the Jezebel with red lace lingerie in the background.

Review: Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo

Review: Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo

Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo Review

The more dildos I hop on top of, the more I realise how similar they are to shampoo. Trust me, it will (might) make sense in a minute. The golden rule of hair hygiene is – save on shampoo, splurge on conditioner. This is, without doubt, my experience of dildos and vibrators. Save on dildos, splurge on vibes. Dildos are the shampoo and vibrators are the conditioner. The Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo further proved my hair/masturbation theory. It’s a budget-friendly internal pleaser that gets me so hot and sweaty, I have to jump in a cold shower with my cheap shampoo.

Packaging

Nothing says ‘Inside here is an incredible dong’ like a cheap cardboard box, right? Well, maybe not. But as well as learning about the similarities between dildos and shampoo, I am discovering the deceptiveness of sex toy packaging. So often the luxury boxes contain lacklustre products, whilst the budget boxes hold something entirely lustworthy. The Blush Novelties Jezebel is a thrilling dildo, in a less than thrilling box. But, they all end up in the recycling bin anyway, right?

Photo of the Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo Packaging. A rectangular black box with plastic window showing dildo.
Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo Packaging

Design

When I look for a new dildo, I look for something that makes it unique to all the rest in my collection. I’d love to say it was the curve of the tip or the gentle wave of the shaft that drew me in. But, it wasn’t. I wanted a red dong with a heart for a suction cup and I’m not even sorry.

Fortunately, despite my shallow decision, the Temptasia Jezebel has more than just a love heart going for it. The 5 inches of insertable length and the under 5 inch circumference make this dildo the perfect amount of petite for serious thrusting action. With a shape expertly crafted to stimulate the g spot whilst also exciting the vaginal entrance with its waved shaft. Unlike the classic straight shaft and g spot curved combo, this dildo makes me feel so much more. Untextured, but shapely. My favourite kind of vaginal insertable.

Silicone is probably the most common material of all my dildos and for good reason. This body safe material can come in so many different forms. Hard, squidgy. Flexible, rigid. Textured, smooth. And the Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo is my favourite silicone structure. It’s smooth, it’s hard and it is flexible. My vagina almost orgasms just at the sight of it.

Full image of the Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo.
Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo

Suction Cup

Unfortunately, it’s not all cheers and whistles for this Jezebel. The suction cup isn’t even worthy of its title. As cute as a heart is, functionally, it sucks. Or, to be more accurate – does not suck at all. Not even a little bit. This dildo remains entirely unsucked, no matter what surface I attempt to adhere it to.

The cute as a heart-shaped-button base does have its positives though. If my inner cowgirl wants to ride on something red, the hard silicone ensures I can. It keeps it standing tall, completely hands-free. With this stood on a flat surface, I can ride away like the rodeo queen I am never going to be.

In addition to the bucking good orgasms, this dildo is also harness-compatible. It slots neatly into my harness briefs and, if I’m honest, really makes me wish I had a butt to peg. As long as you have a harness with stretchy o rings, the Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo can plug right into it.

Close up photo of the Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo's Suction Cup. A heart shaped base with a circular indent.
Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo Suction Cup

Play Time

This is the kind of insertable I can always reach for. I don’t need any warm up or charging or specialist equipment. All I need is a bottle of lube and a fantasy about Tom Hardy.

And those are two things I always have at the ready.

With a small pump of lube on its curved tip, the Blush Novelties Jezebel glides inside me like a glass buttplug on ice. It fits me like it was moulded to the shape of my vagina and shrunk by about a centimetre. It slips towards my g spot, stroking it into optimum sensitivity mode. Every gentle pressured pump of the silicone cock increases my g spots responsiveness. It engorges. The pleasure takes over. I come with waves of intense grasps, squeezing and hugging my petite shlong as I make noises only made by strange animals or people having their genitals expertly fondled. I get to enjoy the wonders of a rare internal orgasm, as the g spot stimulation outdoes the external buzz on my clit. So often, I experience nothing but a clitoral twitch of an orgasm as the internal toys struggle to keep up. With such a rare treat, it would simply be rude not to hang around for more, wouldn’t it? In fact, I usually go in for about three, stopping only when my body has turned into a person-shaped lump of jelly on a bed.

Close up image of the Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo Curved Tip
Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo Curved Tip

Conclusion

The Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo was everything my vagina wants and more. I loved the shape, the material, the size. But, not everyone is me. This isn’t a dong for those who want more girth, more length, texture or a strong suction cup. However, if like me you enjoy smooth silicone, shapely petite shafts, g spot pleasure and harness compatibility, then I sense strong orgasms in your very near future. A future that is just a Jezebel away…

The Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo can be purchased here for just $21

Looking for something a little girthier? Check out my review of the Blush Novelties Elvira!

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Huge thanks to Peepshow Toys for sending me the Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo in exchange for an honest review!

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Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo

$21
Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo
7.9

Orgasm Rating

10.0 /10

Quality

8.5 /10

Design

10.0 /10

Suction Cup

1.0 /10

Appearance

10.0 /10

Pros

  • Body Safe Materials
  • Beautiful Design
  • G Spot Stimulation
  • Harness-Compatible

Cons

  • Useless Suction Cup

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