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Review: Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo

Review: Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo

Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo Review

Every now and then a new dildo comes into my life and I realise I have suffered from a case of my eyes being bigger than my vagina. It takes only a few millimetres for a dildo to go from deliciously girthy to practically impossible to insert. The Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo has a bulging head that dampened my knickers at just the sight of it, but hopping on and riding that bulge was a little more challenging than I had predicted. Of course, no two people’s holes are the same. But, be warned – this is a dildo for fans of the stretch.

Packaging

Blush Novelties tend to have basic packaging that is not representative of the less than basic goodies inside. Never judge a book by its cover – never judge a sex toy by its box. This simple black cardboard box with plastic insert contains the potential for many an explosive orgasm.

Image of Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo Packaging. A black rectangular box with clear window showing dildo.
Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo Packaging

Design

If mushrooms were dildos, they would look something like the Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo. This silicone shlong has a thick bulging head, suddenly dipping into its slimmer shaft. There is hardly any gradual curve from its bulge to its shaft, but the shaft does slim slightly as it reaches its base. The head also has a slope, making insertion more comfortable.

Close up image of the Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo Head. A large sloped head with urethra indent.
Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo Head

At the very tip of the protruding head is an indent. I honestly have no idea what its purpose is, but it is reminiscent of the urethra. And in use, works well to pool lubricant into. With this mighty dong, anything that helps lube up is positive.

The very chunky 6 inch circumference gives the illusion of a short, stumpy shlong. However, the 6 inch length is more than enough to reach our sexy hidden depths. With a structure so rigid, those inner sweet spots can delight in its pressure. This does, however, leave little flexibility to play with.

Image of my hand Holding the Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo. Demonstrating its length and girth.
Holding the Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo

Suction Cup

Oh, I do love a good suction cup! I’ll suction it to the floor, the door, the wall, the headboard, I don’t care as long as I can ride that cock. Not only do suction cups make dildos a ridable joy, but they also make them safe for anal play. Although, my ass can barely handle 3 inches so this isn’t the place for me to discuss the Temptasia Elvira’s anal merits.

Unfortunately, the design of this hole-pleaser doesn’t work very effectively with a suction cup. The weight and rigid core make for a pitiful suckage. As my body wriggles against the dildo’s swollen tip, the suction cup gives up and parts ways with whatever it was supposed to be stuck to.

Close up image of Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo circular Suction Cup
Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo Suction Cup

Play Time

Let’s be honest, a dildo such as this is never going to slip in with a bit of spit and luck. It requires the kind of doses of water-based lubricant that demands a sheet change. For me, it took even more. It took warm-up, build-up, time and just the sort of shit I don’t have the patience for. I’m a wank and go kind of girl.

I’m well aware that this kind of dong is a dream for the girth-hungry, but for me, it seemed it was only going to be borderline painful. I like a bit of sexy pain, but I’m not so eager about my-vagina-is-going-to-split kind of pain. However, some people have the capacity to slip a cock like this in with ease. And this wouldn’t be a very useful review if I just complained about my vagina being apparently stretchless.

So, after the aforementioned painfully long (although undeniably pleasurable) build up, I was ready to let the Elvira work its girthy magic. The head, at its perfectly sloped angle, slid inside me gradually. Every centimetre giving me a stretching reminder of its size and presence. Its girth made my perfectly practised cowgirl bounce a little challenging to achieve, so I settled on a rocking motion, letting the peak of its tip brush against my g spot again and again. Once inside, its size and shape made orgasm not only inevitable but impossible to postpone. It was coming hard and fast. I was coming hard and fast.

With something so thick and rigid inside me, the climax is powerful. Every squeeze is more noticeable as my muscles continually clasp against the hard silicone. Starting almost unbearably strong, the waves of pleasure flow until I feel satisfyingly wrecked. I don’t need or want multiple orgasms. The one I have satisfies every clit tingling desire.

Image of the Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo.
Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo

Conclusion

Whilst I did find the Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo to be an intimidatingly girthy dong, it does its girth in the best way. The shape and design mean that once it’s in, it is there to fully satisfy. I recommend checking how it measures up against the dildos you already own and love. What is an exceptional but manageable thickness to me, may not be the same for you. Either way, if you can take it, this silicone cock has a delicious bulging shape that the genitals can’t possibly ignore.

The Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo can be found here for just $24!

Looking for something a little more squidgy? Check out my review of the Blush Novelties Rollo!

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Huge thanks to Peepshow Toys for sending me the Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo in exchange for an honest review!

Affiliate links are used in this post but have no influence on my thoughts or opinions.

Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo

$24
Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo
9

Orgasm Rating

10.0 /10

Quality

10.0 /10

Design

10.0 /10

Suction Cup

5.0 /10

Appearance

10.0 /10

Pros

  • Body Safe Material
  • Pleasurable Design
  • Anal Safe
  • Harness Compatible

Cons

  • Weak Suction Cup

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