Feature photo for Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo review. Dildo suction cupped to glass Marilyn Monroe popart, with lube on the head.

Review: Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo

Review: Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo

Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo Review

There are dildos shaped like dragons, tentacles and Pokemon. They can be rainbow coloured, glittery or even ultraviolet. But sometimes, nothing can beat the fancy shapes and sparkles like a basic dong. One that’s made to wow internally, rather than externally. A sex toy made, not for the collectors, but the orgasm seekers. People who want something that will get them off, plain and simple. The Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo does exactly that. It may look plain, but the bottom orgasms it gives me are far from basic.

Packaging

Unlike my orgasms, the packaging for this dildo is completely basic. It is nothing but a cardboard box. But, it gets my dildo from A to B safe, sound and ready to pounce on, so I’m certainly not complaining.

Photo of the Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo Packaging. A small, white rectangular box with image of the dido on the front
Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo Packaging

Design

If I were to describe the Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo in two words, they would be ‘beginner-friendly’. Don’t let that steer you away, as if beginner somehow translates to less pleasurable. I did this a lot when I was new to sex toys and it resulted in me screwing dildos that were more painful to insert than knicker wettingly good. Beginners, especially to anal play, are not only more likely to enjoy something slimmer, but it is safer to do so as well.

When I say this dong is slim, I mean really slim for a dildo. In fact, with a circumference as small as under 3 inches, this is the first anal toy I have been able to comfortably thrust. To actually enjoyably thrust. It has opened my world, and my ass, to new pleasures. It’s petite girth also makes this a sex toy ideal for vaginal play, if you have found penetration uncomfortable. It is the same width as the medium dilator in most sexual or medical dilator sets.

As well as being slim with a 5 inch length, this dildo’s shaft is gently curved to hit the g spot or p spot. It also has plenty of flexibility to make stimulation of those internal zones more achievable. The head is curved and rounded to add comfort and ease to insertion. With a small dollop of lube, this shlong just slides right in.

Full image of the Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo. Demonstrating how curved its shaft is.`
Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo

Material

As you may know, I am picky about the materials I stick inside my junk. If you can define not wanting to put anything potentially harmful inside me, as picky. The Loving Joy Curved Dildo is made of a body safe silicone. Soft, completely smooth and an absolute magnet for lint. I could put this in a sterile room for two seconds and it would come out covered in crap.

Close up image of the slightly protruding Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo Head
Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo Head

Suction Cup

Not only does the suction cup mean I can slam this on the wall and do some solo doggy, but it also makes this dong harness-compatible. It slipped into my brief harness easily, was perfectly secure and completely ready to screw a pretty bottom. Unfortunately, my life is currently lacking in willing attractive asses, so I was unable to use it to its full pegging potential. It is noticeable though, that the 5 inch length may be limiting. If you want to experiment with deep penetration or either play partner is plus size, a longer dildo may be required.

Now, back to that solo doggy. Since I only need my ass to be willing for that, and mine is always willing to doggy a dong. Alas, this dong was relentless to be doggied. Or cowgirled. Or anything that might involve it staying firmly suctioned whilst I jiggled my bits around it. The suction cup works well as a flared base but lacks the suckage usually expected from a suckionable object.

Image of the base of the circular Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo Suction Cup
Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo Suction Cup

Play Time

Vaginal

This is the slimmest dildo I own, so despite my love of the less intimidating girths, I wasn’t sure this would bring much sensation to the vaginal table. Unfortunately, I wasn’t wrong.

Anyone who has comfortable experience of penises or average-sized dildos will likely find this lacking in girth. It is just over the width of a finger and almost twice the length. So, whilst it reaches depths my own fingers can’t, there is a lack of control internally compared to that of a hand-wank. The small head has little impact on my g spot, clearly missing something my mysterious sweet spot craves.

Basically, my vaginal experience of this Loving Joy dong was mediocre. It was nothing more than okay. Sure I came, but the ride there could have been better.

Anal

Initially, I intended this dildo to be for vaginal play – I’ve always been a sucker for a slimline dong. However, when it left my vagina underwhelmed, I thought I should delve into all this dildo has to offer. I thought I should bend over, lube up, and fill my buttocks with silicone.

I was genuinely shocked at how little lube I needed for a comfortable insertion. Just the slightest dollop of water-based slippery stuff and it slid right on in. I am a complete beginner to anal play and was still able to thrust, thrust, thrust, with a suitable (and rather delicious) anal fantasy helping things along.

As a beginner, I could feel every movement of the shaft as I dove it in and out. I felt the dildo curving towards my front anal wall, the tip gently rubbing me to a speedy orgasmic release. I did get somewhat frustrated though, as once inserted it is impossible to tell which way the curved tip is facing. Attempting to keep track through sensation was somewhat distracting me from my aforementioned delicious fantasy. Despite distractions though, I came hard and I came twice.

This is the only dildo I have that is small enough for me to use anally, so it will be holding pride of place with my most-reached-for toys. For anal play, it wins by default.

Photo of the Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo in a Harness
Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo in Harness

Conclusion

Ultimately, I think the Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo is a good dildo for beginners to vaginal or anal play. Its slim design, flexibility and smooth texture will make it comfortable for most people to thrust. Whilst it has a curved shaft, the g spot stimulation is minimal. However, despite popular belief, not everyone actually enjoys pressure against their g or p spots anyway. Mostly though, I would recommend this dildo to those looking to explore anal play for the first time, whether alone or with a partner.

Find the Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo here for £16.95

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Huge thanks to Naughty Passion for sending me the Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo in exchange for an honest review!

Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo

£16.95
Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo
7.6

Orgasm Rating

8.0 /10

Quality

10.0 /10

Design

7.0 /10

Suction Cup

4.0 /10

Appearance

9.0 /10

Pros

  • Body Safe Materials
  • Harness-Compatible
  • Slim for Anal Beginners
  • Good Quality

Cons

  • Weak Suction Cup
  • Weak G Spot Stimulation

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