Klittra Of Sweden Review
And the winner for the most discreet looking toy ever goes to… Klittra Of Sweden! I mean it genuinely looks like a roll-on deodorant, even with the lid off. Unlike an 8-inch dong suction cupped to your shower wall, this toy would actually look completely in place on your bathroom shelf. But, whilst discretion is all very well, if our little secret doesn’t get us off we’d probably all rather have the dong. So, that’s why I’ve been putting the Klittra through its masturbatory paces. To see if it’s really sex toy genius or just another sex toy flop.
I would say the Klittra Of Sweden arrived discreetly, but I’m yet to find a sex toy that doesn’t, so it seems pretty pointless. Though apparently, I just said it anyway.
The inner packaging is a white and purple thin cardboard box. The design is simplistic and in keeping with the toys aesthetic. Inside the box, you have the Klittra Of Sweden, USB charging cable, instruction manual and a 50ml bottle of water-based lube, which in all honesty, irritates my bits.
The Klittra Of Sweden is made using a combination of body safe silicone and PU coated ABS plastic. I’ve already gone over just how discreet the simplistic design is, but I find it really quite elegant as well. The lid pulls off to reveal the highly effective roller ball. It still looks just like a deodorant. You can then unscrew the base in order to fill the top with water-based lubricant. There is a 30ml limit, but I find just 5ml is more than enough.
The bottom of the Klittra has both the power button and the hole for charging. There is a slight rise to the power button which makes it easy to navigate during play. Which is extra useful as it also controls the different vibration functions of the toy. Speaking of which…
With the Klittra Of Sweden, you have 5 different functions to choose from. Two levels of intensity and three patterned vibes. You only need to click the power button on the base to scroll through, holding it down to switch the toy on or off. The vibrations are without a doubt, incredibly buzzy. There is just no rumble to the Klittra at all. And since the motor is housed in the base of the toy, your hand gets a lot more buzz than your genitals.
It only took about 10 seconds of playing with the Klittra Of Sweden for it to become apparent that the Klittra does not like pubic hair. It traps it between the roller ball and the case and yanks it from your flesh. Which kind of hurts and certainly doesn’t help me to get off. Fortunately, my hair is trimmed so spreading my labia was enough to stop the Klittra from robbing me of my genital bush.
This is not a toy you can hold against your bits and let it do all the work. At least it definitely wasn’t for me. In order to get the full pleasure of the Klittra Of Sweden, I had to roll the ball around over my clitoris. There is no denying it feels seriously good. And I’m not even a fan of oral. But the vibes, however buzzy, along with the wetness of lube, just really hit the spot for me. Rigorous movement of the roller ball and I was able to have some rather intense orgasms. And it was a genuine pleasure for me to orgasm through a sensation so similar to oral. It’s a novelty I won’t be getting over anytime soon. I love something a little different.
I experimented with the patterns but really found them quite pointless. Since the Klittra is enjoyed because of the motion you are already creating, they are just unnecessary in my opinion. Movement of a toy along with the addition of patterns is a bit too muddled for me and my clitoris.
Now, remember how I said the Klittra Of Sweden is super discreet in design? Well, that’s the only thing it’s discreet in. In regards to vibration noise, it resembles a lawn mower. And since it’s not waterproof, you’re not going to be able to drown out the noise with a sexy time shower either.
The clitoris is not the only place you can enjoy the Klittra Of Sweden. You can back it up to pleasure your anus too. I imagine this would be especially great for anyone who is a fan of rimming. I am not a fan. So whilst this mimicked the sensation well, it just didn’t really do anything for me personally. It’s important to note that you shouldn’t move it from the clitoris to the anus or vice versa without it being thoroughly cleaned between uses.
Fortunately, the Klittra Of Sweden is easy to clean despite not being waterproof. It is safe to rinse both parts of the toy carefully and mine was shiny clean again with minimal effort.
I like the Klittra Of Sweden. Though yes, it could be better. With some rumbling vibrations, less pubic hair pulling and a quieter motor. But it is an innovative design that really does offer something different. And different in a pleasurable way. Not a, ‘What sort of idiot came up with this?’ kind of way. For my overly sensitive clitoris, it was incredibly gentle. This allowed me to stimulate my actual clitoris for once, rather than just stimulating it through the clitoral hood. Unless you need a quiet toy or would find the aggressive hand movement difficult, it is a sex toy more than worth a try.
If you would like to try the Klittra Of Sweden you can purchase one here for £51.99
Huge thanks to Klittra Of Sweden for sending me this in exchange for an honest review!