So Divine Get Lucky Vibrator Review If it wasn’t for clitoral vibrators, I probably wouldn’t give a damn about sex toys. They’re the thing that took my orgasms from pitiful to exceptional. No amount of penetration can get me off, but a kiss from a clit vibe and I’m shootingRead More →
Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo Review There are dildos shaped like dragons, tentacles and Pokemon. They can be rainbow coloured, glittery or even ultraviolet. But sometimes, nothing can beat the fancy shapes and sparkles like a basic dong. One that’s made to wow internally, rather than externally. A sexRead More →
Satisfyer Pro Traveller Review Clitoral suction technology is the most exciting thing to happen to my sex toy collection since I bought my first sex toy. It introduced me to a whole new way of masturbating. An intense and prolonged experience. Instead of the wank-and-go method, I’ve spent years mastering.Read More →
Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo Review The more dildos I hop on top of, the more I realise how similar they are to shampoo. Trust me, it will (might) make sense in a minute. The golden rule of hair hygiene is – save on shampoo, splurge on conditioner. This is,Read More →
Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator Review I seem to have reached the level of completely spoilt rotten in which I rarely get enthusiastic over new sex toys anymore. My vagina and I are more sceptical than excitable when it comes to inserting foreign objects with the promises of pleasure. However, theRead More →
Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo Review Every now and then a new dildo comes into my life and I realise I have suffered from a case of my eyes being bigger than my vagina. It takes only a few millimetres for a dildo to go from deliciously girthy to practicallyRead More →
Screaming O Scoop Vibrator Review With a brand name like Screaming O, I doubt I’m the only one who was expecting some rather toe-curling orgasms. The kind that makes me forget my own name and fall shamefully in love with an inanimate object. The only thing I wasn’t expecting fromRead More →
Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator Review If there was ever a sex toy I have tested the ins, outs and everything in between of, it’s the Blush Novelties Exposed Nocturnal Vibrator. Since the first, speedy orgasm it gave me, this dusty pink bullet has taken the only spot on myRead More →
Womanizer Premium Smart Clitoral Stimulator Review Oh, Womanizer. You clever clit-pleasers, you! I don’t know how they do it – Improve on something already so panty-wettingly good. In my opinion, though, they have now reached peak perfection. There is no improving on the Womanizer Premium Smart Clitoral Stimulator, it isRead More →
Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator Review It’s no secret that Rocks Off is a brand I firmly stand behind. For affordability and effectiveness they’ve impressed me every time. I was, naturally, more than happy to offer my clitoris as tribute when the opportunity arose to review the Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibrator.Read More →
Paloqueth Dual Density Dildo Review I have been screwing and reviewing sex toys for over 5 years now and still, the common dildo manages to stump me. What is it that makes one wowing and another wowless? A dildo can have every buzzword; dual density silicone, flexibility, suction cup, and stillRead More →