Feature photo for Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator review. Vibrator is laying over aubergine lace and satin lingerie.

Review: Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator

Review: Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator

Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator Review

I seem to have reached the level of completely spoilt rotten in which I rarely get enthusiastic over new sex toys anymore. My vagina and I are more sceptical than excitable when it comes to inserting foreign objects with the promises of pleasure. However, the Noje W1 hit all of my orgasmic notes and had me singing like I belonged in a pornographic opera. So, naturally, I was knicker-soakingly excited to jump into bed with the Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator.

Packaging

Simple cardboard box? Check. Plastic insert? Check. The standard non-luxury of Blush Novelties boxes? Absolutely.

Image of the Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator Packaging. A white rectangular cardboard box with plastic window showing the vibrator.
Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator Packaging

Design

I was initially taken aback by the size of this vibrator. Expecting something petite and travel-friendly and being presented, by my probably-not-unawares postman, with something over 8 inches in length. That goes way beyond the g spot and into a spot vaginal territory. At the end of this long and extremely slender shaft is a bulging rounded tip – 4 inches of a pleasure-inducing bulge, to be precise. Curved at a 45 degree angle for optimum pleasure spot prodding.

The body-safe Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator is made of completely smooth ABS plastic. My personal favourite for upping the intensity of vibrators. There is no muffling with plastic, you get the full bow chicka wow wow that the motor has to offer. I find this especially orgasm inducing for clitoral stimulation, which in the case of the G Slim is broad, as opposed to precise, due to its large rounded head.

If bath time bonks and shower time solo-shags are your thing then you’ll be pleased to know the Noje G Slim is safe to play with in water. This also offers an option for seekers of discretion. It isn’t a quiet vibe, but it’s nothing a bit of running water couldn’t ‘drown’ out.

Image of the Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator photographed at an angle.
Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator

Charging

When it comes to the release of new sex toys, batteries seem to be a thing of the past. Rechargeability is where it’s at and for good reason. The magnetic usb charger on the Blush Novelties Noje G Slim means I no longer have to empty my tv remote every time the batteries drain. Now I can wank and change the channel. As with most magnetic chargers, you do have to be careful not to knock the charger off the vibe’s base, but it’s never been an issue for me and I am far from an organised charger of orgasm inducers.

Image of the Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator with usb charger connected to base.
Charging the Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator

Functions

The Noje G Slim has 10 delicious functions to choose from, offering just the right amount of variability to please, without becoming annoying. The 5 patterns and 5 increasing speeds offer a range of pleasures for different stimulation tastes. Of course, I just play on the highest steady intensity every time because I am a masturbation bore. Clearly, the ideal person to be writing sex toy reviews…

At the base of the vibrator are 2 buttons to pick what your fanny fancies. Plus or minus. These little buttons are almost impossible to navigate without looking at the vibe, which causes issues for anyone with sight limitations or those wanting to switch the vibe off quickly when they hear the front door open and their roommate walk in. Or any equally horrifying event.

Image of the two small oval buttons on the base of the Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator Control Buttons
Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator Control Buttons

Vibrations

The vibrations of the Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator are both powerful and rumbly. Even the lowest of the intensities may be too much for some. The rumbles hit deep into the body, reaching buzzier tones as the intensity increases.

Unfortunately, whilst plastic toys have the benefit of not muffling the vibrations, they also don’t muffle the sound. This isn’t a vibrator suitable for those in need of something discreet unless they’re prepared to hop in the shower every time their clit begins to tingle.

Image of the Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator in Wisteria
Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator

Play Time

Clitoral

Up until now, it’s all been pretty positive. The Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator is a good toy. Unfortunately, whilst I am fully aware it’s great, it just isn’t right for me. My clit likes precise stimulation and the broadness of the head just doesn’t zone in enough on my sweet spot. It goes for the full vulva package when my clitoris likes to be the centre of attention. The star of the vibrating genital show. However, there are just as many people that prefer every area of the vulva to get vibrating attention. They like their labia to get in on the masturbation spotlight too.

Vaginal

Of course, external pleasure is not the only kind of pleasure this vibe can bring. It’s designed perfectly for hitting those internal sweet spots with deep satisfaction. Once again though, it just isn’t right for me. I hate internal vibrations. My vagina just finds them irritating rather than exhilarating. Whilst they hit my g spot so accurately with their full pleasure potential, I have to switch it off in order to get off. Only then can I massage my vaginal sweet spots to a shivering orgasm.

The G Slim is shaped just right to reach not only my g spot but my a spot too. The smooth lightweight design means I can massage those zones with more pressure than a squidgy silicone dildo but less pressure than something glass or metal. It’s the perfect in-betweener. Even prolonged thrusting is easy and comfortable for me as it doesn’t weigh down on my hand or wrist. Although, a gentle rolling motion is just as orgasmically thrilling as a deep thrusting. It would annoy me that I have to keep removing it from my vagina to check which way it is facing, except I enjoy the pop of pleasure as the thick head dips into my vaginal opening.

The Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator is not the best g spot toy I’ve used, but it is not made to be used in a vibrationless way. It has a motor for a reason. If you like a combination of internal vibration and g spot or a spot stimulation, it is much better suited to you and your vagina than me and my finicky fanny.

Close up of the Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator Bulging Head, demonstrating its 45 degree angle.
Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator Bulging Head

Conclusion

Whilst the Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator definitely wasn’t the sex toy of my dreams, it is a toy I’d happily recommend for those with different preferences to myself. Not everyone’s vagina enjoys the same wanking machinery. If you like powerful and broad external vibrations and tingling g spot pleasures, this is a good quality vibe with plenty of orgasmic capabilities. And it’s pretty cheap too!

The Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator can be purchased here for $35!

Looking for something more precise? Check out my review of the Blush Novelties Noje W1!

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Huge thanks to Peepshow Toys for sending me the Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator in exchange for an honest review!

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Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator

$35
Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator
7.9

Orgasm Rating

7.5 /10

Design

8.0 /10

Power

9.0 /10

Noise (1=loud)

5.0 /10

Appearance

10.0 /10

Pros

  • Powerful
  • Body Safe Materials
  • Rumbling Vibrations
  • Vibration Variability
  • G Spot Stimulation

Cons

  • Difficult to Navigate Buttons
  • No way to tell which way it is facing once inserted

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