I did fear this choice of the You2Toys Masterpiece may end up being a case of my eyes being bigger than my vagina. This is certainly the largest of toys my lady parts have come into contact with. It was also my first introduction to the world of realistic dildos. Being a dildo of ‘firsts’ my excitement meant it stayed in the packaging long enough to get a couple of snaps.
What you see is what you get. The packaging’s made of a sturdy black card. It’s no keeper but it’s not the packaging of a cheap toy either. The contents include the You2Toys Masterpiece, complete with many potential orgasms.
This dildo is not for beginners or the girth shy with a circumference of 6″. Also having an insertable length of 5.5“, it’s made for those that love a fuller feeling. I’m not sure with a size like that it can really call itself a realistic penis dildo. At least not without leaving the majority of the male population feeling rather inadequate.
The phthalate free silicone is soft and has a skin like texture which adds to the illusion of a real penis. Although squidgy it is still a firm and flexible dildo. The balls firmer than the shaft and providing the flare needed for safe anal penetration. There is a visible seam running from the base to the tip, though this caused me no discomfort in use. Dust clings to the surface of the You2Toys Masterpiece. Fortunately I have a storage bag to save from this problem. But the pickyness in me would have liked to see one included with the dildo.
The design emulates that of a circumcised penis. Although larger than any penises I’ve encountered, the details give the correct illusion. There are a good amount of raised veins running over the entire shaft. All the dildo beside the head has a wrinkled texture. The head bulges out as expected and has a correctly placed indentation to mark the urethral opening.
The large suction cup is made of the same material as the dildo. Whacked onto my bathroom tiles or wooden doors it stands firm. Despite me awkwardly backing onto it and jiggling it to the right angle. You can forget about a normal wall though. Unless you only want it on there for all of 2 seconds.
So how was my experience with the You2Toys Masterpiece? Somewhere between good and extraordinary.
Since I can’t orgasm without some form of clitoral stimulation. And I wasn’t about to tackle its girth without some warm up. I grabbed my favourite clitoral vibe and brought it in on the fun. Of course I wasn’t going to face this challenge without having some water based lube at the ready as well. So there it was. Lubed up and suction cupped to my bathroom door. I backed my vagina up. I jiggled myself and the dildo. And eventually I gave up on its girth and suctioned it to the floor. On my knees I could take in the head of the dildo. It was enough to give me a feeling of fullness like I’ve never experienced. For the first time the entire circumference of my vaginal walls were stimulated. Every inch of my vaginal opening knew it was getting what it craved. Then came the orgasm. The intensity of which was almost too much. As my vaginal muscles tightened they were blocked by the firm dildo inside me. Making me all the more aware of the presence of every tightening muscle.
Every time I have masturbated since, I have used this dildo. The full feeling it provides is terrifying and addictive all at the same time. I still haven’t mastered it against a wall, but it does its job so well on the floor. I can take in the entire length of the dildo but my personal preference is to bob about on the first couple of inches.
One of the reasons I’ve been lusting after a realistic dildo is to indulge in a spit roasting fantasy with my partner. Spit roasting being the vagina and mouth penetrated simultaneously. Since two is enough for us within the bedroom a realistic dildo seemed ideal to take the role of the other male. The non porous material means I can be confident in the cleanliness of the dildo. Despite transferring it from vagina to mouth between cleans. Although the girth means I can only take in the head of this dildo orally, it’s enough to fulfill the fantasy role intended.
You2Toys Masterpiece – Conclusion
For me this is a dildo not to be thrusted. The experience is about having my vagina filled completely. I couldn’t even attempt this as an anal dildo, but it would be safe to do so. And I imagine extremely satisfying to those that enjoy a firm, full feeling. The girth leads to an intense orgasm as your muscles tighten against the thick shaft. For me It’s not about g-spot stimulation. But the orgasms achieved are, dare I say, even better. If you are more experienced with a girthier toy though then the flexibility of this dildo would likely make g-spot and p-spot stimulation possible.
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Huge thanks to Orion for sending me the You2Toys Masterpiece 6″ in exchange for an honest review.